Neither Spayed Nor Neutered,

Here are my comments on your last post:
- well done.
- you spelled Slavic wrong. and aight. aight?
- i think the phantom vibrate thing's an actual condition. I always think I hear my phone beep and start frantically looking around like a maniac. Speaking of all things frantic, at the stable last night this horse was freaking out and kept giving me the crazy eye. And I mean the CRAZIEST eye. I will recreate it for you sometime.
- muncie really is kind of a party town #ballstate
- my hair is NOT jet black!
- i really liked the "shifting ethnicities" line.
- how can you prove that you copywrited (copywrote?) that line, and not another Rachel Fuhrman? You should be more specific.

I am sad I will not see you this weekend. Since you have not answered any of my inquiries about whether or not you're coming (#avoider) and mentioned briefly something about a family reunion (#avoider) I'm going to guess you will be at a family reunion. Or something. Too bad.

You know, back to the copywriting topic, you could probably make a ton of money if you did that ALL the time. I am thinking of the movie Made of Honor, starring Patrick Dempsey's hair, and in the movie his character invented the slip thingy that goes on coffee cups. He got ten cents or something for EVERY one of them that was used, and you cannot find a cup of coffee without one. He was a wealthy man, Rachel, for doing ONE little thing. Now you? You can do many things. MANY THINGS. Then I can be your trophee friend for the rest of my life.

Pirates 4 comes out this weekend. I normally wouldn't pay to go see it in theaters, but I think I am going with the Riley and her clan. Plus... I have an unhealthy sense of adoration for Captain Jack Sparrow. Have you heard of the movie Bridesmaids? I don't have cable, so I don't know anything about it (no commercials to see) but my friend went and saw it and said she cried it was so funny. I also heard that Hangover 2 was horrendous. I also heard that giant shrimp used to rule the ocean.

Did you read my tweet about my dream? That I attended a seminar on how to raise nerdy children? I must clarify. It wasn't how to handle your nerdy children; it was how to make sure that your children are nerds. #nerdlover

It's going to be hot this weekend/next week. Prepare yourself. The summer challenge is upon us. I hope he talked to winter and found out how tough I am and backs off a bit because if not... I'm going to have to kick his sun-scorching arse.

I've been watching Chuck all afternoon. It gives me hope that I, an ordinary citizen, could one day become a highly valuable asset to the federal government -- nay, the world. I will be ready when I receive their call.

I've got the joy joy joy joy down in my heart,
Elephant Girl

P.S. Here is a list of my favorite animals, for future reference (dogs and birds are too typical/broad to include here):
1. Turtle
2. Elephant
3. Beluga whale
4. Red panda
5. Aye aye (look it up)