Rachel?

I hope you know you posted your post, as well as the forwarded email… of your post. Double duty my friend.

So the LivingSocial deal for day is a discount on two murder mystery dinner tickets. I thought you would like that. And I would consider buying them if you would come visit to use them… and if they’re not too expensive. Let me check.

Yeah you're not worth that much.

So here’s my dream from last night. I was driving Kirsten Corbin around Oxford. She needed food, so I took her to Bob Evan’s. When we got there, I spotted the entire cast of Law & Order SVU (I’ve never even seen that show) ordering to-go from the downstairs window. Because apparently Bob Evan’s was two stories and had a window. So, I go down the stairs and spot Adam Baldwin. He goes to his car, and I follow him, thinking, “hey I’m SO going to charm him with my witty banter.” But once I get there, he rolls down the window and I start chewing him out about something! I think I was nervous. But then he like rolls his eyes, pulls up his shirt, and goes, “There, are you satisfied? Is that what you wanted?” Thinking all I wanted was to see his abs! I was SO OFFENDED. But then, out of the corner of my eye, I see someone loitering in the parking lot. It’s Regis Philbin. “Hey Reg!” I yell, and wave. He gives me a brief glance, waves, and turns around. He looks really nervous. I come to the conclusion a drug deal is about to go down. Adam’s shirt is still up, and he drops a cheese fry. I awaken.

Weird, huh?

Here are my responses to your last post:
• If I want Famous Dave’s, I can just drive down the street.
• All jerky NASTY. Although I used to like jerky. Just one day I decided it was gross and haven’t eaten it since.
• I sold my trumpet. That’s a lie, my MOM sold my trumpet. But that’s okay, I never really liked it. I should’ve played another instrument, but I was nervous and had to choose quickly, and I knew it would make my mom happy as she was trumpeter extraordinaire in high school. Plus, I couldn’t play a woodwind because the thought of that wooden thing vibrating on my teeth freaks me out to this day.
• Losing your hair… maybe you have alopecia. Like Kaitlin Cooper’s horse on the OC. It was tragic. No girl should have a hairless horse.

Speaking of horses, at the stables last night, I completely immersed myself in the love of kittens. I now ADORE kittens. Can’t say too much about cats, but kittens are the bees’ knees. They cuddled with me, they played with me, they danced with me. They meowed at me when they weren’t getting attention, and I smothered them with affection. They tried to eat my bracelet and they climbed up my back using their bare claws. Pure joy. But anyway, as I was leaving, I saw one of them (the bracelet eater) eating something else on the ground. As I approached, fear exploded in my heart as I realized it was a splayed and ripped open chipmunk. I immediately started trying to reconcile it in my mind – the cuteness of the kitten with this brutal behavior. “They’re barn cats,” I thought. “This is their nature; they don’t know any better! I bet these people don’t feed them well so they have to do SOMETHING to survive.” But then when I got up close, I realized it was just a piece of fried chicken.

I’m so glad it’s Friday. And I’m so glad Rebecca Black is finally off everyone’s radar. Did you know radar is actually an acronym? It’s stands for RAdio Detection And Ranging. Here are some other acronyms you may or may not be aware of. Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus. Light Amplification by the Stimulated Emission of Radiation. National Association of Securities Dealers Automated Quotations. National Association of Stock Car Auto Racing. Répondez S'il Vous Plaît. I learned all this from Sporcle.

I miss my nacho husband. Sadly, I forget his name.

You’re welcome for being awesome,
Becca