I am very joyful to be in Oxford again. It was a good decision to come. Aren't you glad I forced you to come! See, torture works! It feels good to be back in Oxford. I miss it here and miss all my wonderful friends.
Let's take a moment to salute our real women of Jesus. Today we salute you, Rachael Carr. You always know where scripture is located in the bible. You're like a walking concordance. We lived with you last year. You might remember it as the best year of your LIFE! You are the best friend of both us have had since yesterday. Thanks for always being there for us and always putting up with Becca's creepiness since I'm not creepy at all.
I could totally see Fidel Castro being a professional basketball player, just as long as it was AFTER the trend to wear super short shorts. And you know way to many random facts about Fidel Castro. I think I'm going to report you to the CIA and have them come capture you.
Here are some more random facts for you:
-The BBC banned a Star Trek: The Next Generation(TNG) first-season episode titled “Conspiracy” because of the graphic phaser death of Star Fleet Inspector Dexter Remmick, who was a host to a disgusting “mother creature.”
-Oregon and Washington are the only states that specifically allow physician-assisted suicide under certain strict guidelines.
-One of the first chest-revealing suits for men appeared in 1932 and was called the “Topper.” The suit had a detachable top that could be zipped away from the trunk bottoms. Unfortunately, men who chose to appear topless at the time were often arrested for indecent exposure.
-That the Great Wall is a single, continuous wall built all at once is a myth. In reality, the wall is a discontinuous network of wall segments built by various dynasties to protect China’s northern boundary.
Rachael is sitting next to me and making ENTIRELY too much noise sipping through her straw to get the last ounces of coffee drink. GIVE IT UP RACHAEL! YOU CAN'T HAVE IT ALL!!!!!!!!!!! DEAL WITH IT AND MOVE ON! I keep wanting to go up and say his to Wil but he's always busy. I always liked him because he was always smiling and in a good mood, which made me smile and get in a good mood. There's some police men out there so I'm going to go check to make sure I have enough money in the meter. BRB...................My meter was fine, but there was another one that was done so I put my nickel in there. But I don't know if 12 minutes is enough because they're going really slow. I might go put more in...wait, no, they're going the other way. Crisis averted for whoever's car that was. Sammy is telling a student teaching story about a girl who faked being sick so she didn't have to participate. That reminds me of when I was in kindergarten and faked sleeping so I wouldn't have to participate the rest of the day after nap time. It worked. My teacher was very concerned because I slept so much. I think that was the beginning of my life of sleepiness. I set myself up for failure. Remember when I said I was going to start taking everything literally. Oh no, Sammy is talking about the Duggars again. Sometimes when I'm driving I pretend that I'm on a talk show being interviewed and I literally talk out loud to myself like I'm answering a question. And when I sing in the car, I pretend like I'm performing at a sold out concert.
Okay I'm done.
Bye,
Regginold.
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