You should know that I sent that fly. Someone contracted me to have you killed and that is the method I chose. I cannot reveal who paid me to kill you, but you should know that somewhere out there, there is a clown riding a unicycle that is very mad at you.
Shoot! I exited out of your post and now I don't remember what you talked about. I just watched the new Hannah Montana Forever episode. Jesse's back, which makes me happy because I now like him a lot. In the episode he left a date to talk to his dad in Afghanistan. Also, he's adorable, or as K Joe Tim and his friends might say, Adorbs.
SCUFFING! You scuff your feet! I remember that part. It's good that you own up to it and aren't ashamed of it. But at the same time you probably should try to stop because it increases your chances of tripping and falling which can only cause problems. I'm actually surprised I don't fall more in life. Don't get me wrong, I run into things, lose my balance and trip all the time. But I never fall. Maybe I'm more like a cat than I thought.
I HAVE SO MANY MOSQUITO BITES!!!!
I really need to join a gym because I hate jogging and working out at home. I feel like I would enjoy it more and be more motivated if I went to a gym to work out.
I just looked at the picture of Adam Brody Jen Kulp drew for me in high school as a birthday present. He was a short celebrity crush, but then The OC went off air and I lost interest because he kinda faded into nothingness didn't he?
I like the feeling of my hair brushing against my arms.
Yes, I think you CAN plan your midlife crisis. In fact, I planned mine when I was in 6th grade, and here is what I plan on doing when I turn 55, which is when I plan on having my midlife crisis as I fully intend of living to be 110. When I turn 55, I will sell absolutely everything I own and buy an RV, a childhood dream of mine. I will then drive around the country selling bracelets made from my hair (to replace the trend of hemp bracelets) to pay for my gas. Scratch that, I must update my plan because now I think I shall have an electric RV that needs no gasoline. I will eventually end my journey in Santa Monica, CA and pull my RV right up onto the beach and spend the rest of my days surfing in the sunset. And I just now decided that my RV will all turn into a boat so I can go whale watching and deep sea fishing. I might also start a clothing line and release my own fragrance called LunasLuckyStench.
Eminem, hmmmm, I can see that. Back a few years ago his songs were pretty darn popular. But he hasn't had a hit for a few years now. I'm glad Beyonce is on there. Besides the questionable clothing choices sometimes, I do really like her and think we could be good friends one day.
I really need to jog now...UGH.
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