Billie Jean,

I will be updating this post throughout the day. In order to not forget what I need to respond to from your last blog I will start by making an outline for myself to follow:

9:02 - Things to respond to:

• Nice weather
• Friday
• Wisdom Teeth
• Danny's car

10:34 The weather this weekend was HEAVENLY! Especially Friday. Becca, I am not lieing when I tell you that Friday was PERFECT weather for me. The sun was shining, the sky was blue and the temperature was right where it's supposed to be to make me the most comfortable. I went for a walk at the park by my house. It was glorious. Speaking of Friday, it's ironic that you dreamed about having the day off because that was MY REALITY! That's right, Luna took a personal day on Friday. Now before you go all judgy mcjudger on me, I scheduled that day off weeks ago, before I knew it would turn out to be the mostest perfectest day in the entire history of the world. I'm sorry about your wisdom teeth. I have always felt that wisdom causes more pain than it's worth. That's why I act so stupid. I hate to say it Becca darling, but you may have to have your wisdom teeth surgically removed. Don't worry though, the procedure isn't that bad. They only had to use the paddles twice on me. And you're face will probably swell so you'll look like a squirrel with nuts in it's mouth and you might bruise a little bit too. None of that happened to me, but I hear it happens to some. If it happens to you will you send me a picture so I can update your ID picture on my phone? Thanks a million.

12:48 Suggestions for what to do to Danny's car: 1) cover it in shaving cream 2) paint it pink 3) saran wrap it 4) burn it 5) turn it into a yellow bug 6) write Becca Rules on the windshield

1:30 I accidentally spit toothpaste into my hair this morning. Now it's all clumpy and tangly and nasty. I cannot express how distraught I am over this. Also, you should know that I wear the Luna ring you bought me EVERYDAY. Seriously.

2:53 I'm watching Psych right now. It really is the best show that's ever existed. I am obsessed with it now. I think we should become terrorist bounty hunters. We'd rock at that. Dem Terrorist wouldn't be able to hide from us!

3:24 I baked 3 dozen muffins on Friday night. That's right, 3 dozen. Each dozen was a different type, I shall list them now: Pineapple Upside Down Cake Muffins, Spiced Apple Muffins, Blueberry-Coconut-Macademia Muffins. They were healthy muffins too (since I ONLY use healthy recipes. No joke). Want to hear the surprising part? THEY WERE ALL DELICIOUS! I think I would really like to open a bakery. My dad said I should try to sell my muffins at the gym. I don't know if I'm allowed to steal a recipe I got online though and then sell the muffins as my own.

4:04 My gym is like a soap opera. There is some serious drama going on here. I honestly think if MTV followed us around in the gym we'd be the next Jersey Shore. Okay, so maybe people aren't stumbling around drunk and getting into brawls with each other, but we got some behind the scenes stuff going on. Keeps life interesting. Jesus needs to be more evident in that gym. I'm starting to think God put me there for a reason.

Okay this post is already way toooooo long. I feel bad for you. I truly do.

Bye,

The Polite Pugilist