Rachel,

I thought you would like to know that I had another less major version of the leaf incident. As I was driving back to Indy today, I thought I saw a chicken on the side of the road, pecking at the grass. I thought to myself, "what the... why is there a chicken on the highway?! Must have escaped from a local farm!" Turns out it was a scrap of tire blowing in the wind.

I can't stop listening to Justin Bieber HOLY CRAP THE JB INITIALS ARE EVEN MORE POWERFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I must add this to the list!!!!!

James Bond

Jack Bauer

Jason Bourne

Jonas Brothers

Jamie Button

Justin Bieber

Wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Twas good to see you yesterday. Sorry I didn't come box. I should probably tell you that I'm trained in Brazilian street fighting, so your "boxing" wouldn't do me much good. Typically I don't fight people because I tend to kill them, so it's really for your own good.

I used the word "good" three times in that little paragraph. That's not very good.

I'm going to watch Chuck then take a shower.

Goodbye.