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I’m so bored, Rachel. I don’t really have much of anything to do today. I’m waiting on approval/returned calls, and until I get these things, I’m on my own. And by on my own, I mean on my own trying to amuse myself at work. I’ve read several articles thus far this morning covering topics such as the legal parameters of witchcraft in Romania, 41 places to see in 2011, and pepperoni. Did you know pepperoni is not Italian? It is Italian-American. In fact, the word “peperoni" in Italian actually means “large pepper”. Like a bell pepper. I also read one called 36 hours in Hollywood… ideas are now in my possession. If Canada doesn’t happen, I say we do this (if financially I can swing it). I also provided the guys with an alternative to Canada: a beer tour through the Midwest. I feel like everyone could end up happy.

Besides reading, I watched an episode of Hawaii Five-0 (IT WAS EPIC), sporcled, and explored the Tokidoki website, as your wall indicates. My favorite product was probably the necklace portraying Hello Kitty riding a unicorn:

Last night I had an intense craving for bacon. Today I have an intense craving for a black and white mocha from the Nordstrom café downtown. I might give in so I can leave work for a little while. No one cares. Plus, I have an afternoon break, so they don’t really have a right to care.

I drew an exact replica of the following creature. I will text you my drawing so that you can compare and revel in my artistic talent.

17 friends now engaged. The number just keeps rising. Amy said there must be something in the air. I said maybe I should taker deeper breaths.

I’m amused how all the models on this Tokidoki website are racially ambiguous. Do they not want to be obviously Asian? To give way to any stereotypes? Their name is Tokidoki. That is evidence enough.

The other night, I was getting ready to go to bed, and suddenly an hour had passed and I was well-versed on the two tallest buildings in the world, the world’s largest mall, the city of Dubai, and the island of Taiwan. Fun fact: Taiwan is not a country. It is the largest island of the Republic of China, comprising 99% of the nation’s land mass. AKA, they have one tiny little speck of land somewhere else, so they can’t call the country Taiwan. Even though everyone does. I will include some photos of the world’s tallest building so that you can gawk at its luxurious magnitude. They will include outside from afar, inside a room, and looking down at the hotel.

Whoa man.

Becca :)