Rachypoo,

I am thoroughly offended by your last post. I can't believe you would say such things to me! You can't have been in your right mind... I mean, I thought we had reconciled. Turned over a new leaf. Started over. But this?! I can't understand it. Have you been drinking again? I'll call Mama G.

Anyway, I have a headache. I haven't had my coffee today. I'm trying to cut back because it's so expensive! But I NEEED IITTTTTTTTT!!!! Know what else I need? Water. I don't drink enough. Maybe that's why I have a headache!! No, I think it's the coffee. But I do really love water. Yesterday, when it was so hot, I said to my sister, "You know? I'm really glad God created water." I almost said invented.. could I have said invented? Technically He did invent it. No matter. I was so thankful for water because it's so useful. I mean, we drink it. And that is very pleasant. But we also need it to fill up our bodies. And to keep North America afloat. And to provide us with cruises. And to make all food and beverages. And to SWIM IN, most importantly. Who doesn't love to roll around in the water like a dolphin? No one, to my knowledge. At least no one worth mentioning.

Headache.

I got a free facial and eyebrow threading yesterday. Twas fascinating. I felt kind of weird when she was massaging my face. You know how I am. And then, she told me it was refreshing when I laughed because she was tickling me. No one else laughs. Pity. Then, I almost suffocated when she blew steam on my face for like 10 minutes. Then she used this strange vacuum thing, trying to suck up my face. BUT don't let me fool you. It was pretty cool. She rubbed gold powder or something all over my face. I thought about going to my neighbor, whose car is a driving ad for WE BUY GOLD!!!! and asking how much I could get if I let him scrape the gold off my face, but decided against it. Maybe next time. Rana, the facial lady, told me to come hang out with her and she'll teach me how to do everything. So next time you see me, I may be a full blown spa specialist. Just you wait.

Oh, just so you're familiar with my lingo, I now call the Trinity by the following names: Big G, the J-man, and the HS.

Know what I realized a little while ago that blew my mind? I can actually climb trees around here and now get in trouble or have to watch out for the cops! These are real trees! Trees for climbing! I'm going to go climb a tree.

BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Becca :)