Most beloved Rachel,

Yes. Yes, the Spankies comment was inappropriate. A proper lady never mentions private matters (i.e., undergarments) in a public setting. And the internet is indeed a public setting. I must say, you made many grammatical errors in that last post. I was shocked and offended by your poor grasp of the English language, especially considering it is the only language you know. I wouldn't go as far as to say Jessica Simpson, but it's pretty drastic. I'll just say I can't believe you graduated college. Just kidding. Or am I....

So I'm watching Gilmore Girls. Episode five of the day. Zach just made his thinking face, and it reminded me of you. You have an epic thinking face. It's even more epic when you're smoking your paper pipe. Or when paired with your Bible-reading voice. OH MY GOSH!!! Emergency awkward situation technique? Break out the Bop It!!! What a great idea!!!! I. Love. Bop It. Oh! They're making it a 2-person game by each grabbing an end and fighting for the bopping! Oh they're angry...SO MUCH ANGER!! Okay maybe not a good idea for tension, but still a good idea for awkward awkwardness. Oh, and they were also watching Pippi Longstocking. She made this intense face, and it much resembled the Miley Cyrus face. Only more confused. But definitely...I think that where she got the inspiration for the poster. Speaking of Pippi, I once did my hair like her. There's a highly incriminating photo of it on my refrigerator at home. It's almost as incriminating as the infamous skunk picture. But not quite. Time to start episode six! My life is sad. No it's not! But it is.

So I memorized the 16 going on 17 song. It makes me really sad that I'm five years late on being the age where it applies to my life. I think I'm going to write my own version. I am 21 going on 22, I know that I am weeeeird, but i am smart and i have a heart and no longer have a beeaaarrrddd. Do you like it? It's still a work in progress.

Dear Rachel,

Becca

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