Becca Langalangadingdong,

I did not watch the world cup. I know, I am an awful person, but IT"S NOT MY FAULT! I like watching sports, really I do! It's just that I never think about it. Between Disney Channel and online episodes of Community I never have time to watch it! But I am fascinated by the Paul creature. I think it's amazing that he's been right 8 for 8. Perhaps his name is Paul because of his wisdom, just like the apostle Paul. Or maybe he just didn't look like a Johnny. And as for Germany, I will keep my vulgar language to myself so as not to offend our German reader (Eric in case he ever reads it, and actually, I'm majority German), but THEY SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How dare they threaten to eat such a magnificent creature. YOU LOST GERMANY! GET OVER IT AND MOVE ON! THERE'S ANOTHER ONE IN FOUR YEARS SO GET PRACTICING! Actually, Germany has probably offended Paul so I would doubt that he would ever pick them to win again. As for who came up with the idea of using an octopus to predict the winner of the world cup, I heard it was the same person who thought of the idea of using a groundhog to predict how much longer winter would last, and that person is... me.

I have barely even heard of the Bonnie Hunt Show, let alone watched it, but if you like it I'm sure it's wonderful. You seem to watch a lot of TV. I'm not judging, just merely pointing out, after all, I'm the one who watches 6 episodes of Community each day so I have NO RIGHT to judge.

Speaking of Community, it is my latest obsession therefore you must put up with my constant yabbering about it. YOU MUST! While I find Jeff very attractive and Pierce humorous with his racist antics, I much admit that my favorite character is Abed and agree with you that I would like for him to be my best friend, so MOVE OVER SISTA, you've got company. I think we would make a fun group of three. He could be batman, I would be wonder woman, and you could be That Girl.

I was shocked to read that you are no long a Psych SUPER FAN because true super fans know that PSYCH STARTS TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am ashamed of you. Truly I am. You can't tell but right now my eyes are filled with tears of shame. TEARS OF SHAME BECCA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You know what, I'm going to send you a picture message right now so you CAN see the shame in my eyes...DONE! Shame sent.

Just so you know, I'm not really ashamed of you.

I went to Nashville again on Sunday and came back late last night, in case you didn't know. I was doing my shadow day for the sales job down there. It went well and I'm glad I went because I realized I DON"T WANT A SALES JOB! All of the workers there seemed to give me the same vibe, that their jobs right now sucked. All they did was cold calling and going on sales appointments. I don't think I'd be bad at it, just not enjoy it. One girl flat out told me that the only reason you put up with this part of the job is because you know you have the potential to make a lot of money in 2-3 years, so if you might only be working a job for 1-2 years and then go off and do music, this isn't the job for you because you'll be miserable for that time. While the job isn't the super most important thing to me in the long run (music being most important) I also don't want to be completely miserable for that time because I might lose my spunky, light-hearted, personality. I am SUPER PRAYING that I get that job in Columbus now because I think it'd like it a lot more. I haven't heard back from them yet in case you're wondering.

When do you start your job? What is it you'll do again? I tried to explain it to my dad but I'm sure I did awful.

I've been listening to Bad Romance alot lately. Not sure why. It reminds me of our remix...you know what I'm talking about. Oh, and I've decided that I'm going to sing our remix during my toast at your wedding.

I jogged 3 miles today! I'm that much closer to my goal of 200, and when I reach that goal, it means I'll be able to jog to visit you! Then promptly die.

Here are my names:

Paul

Paul the Octopus

Cricket

Peach

Edward Cullen

Sam (it's just too confusing, do you mean a girl or a guy, I DON"T KNOW!)

Luna (TAKEN!)

Johnny Appleseed (Johnny Peach Pit I'm okay with)

Ashley (for a boy)

Here's my new game for us to play in addition: What songs should Rachel have on her playlist for when she jogs to visit Becca in Indy?

Eye of the Tiger

Don't Stop Believing

Don't Stop Breathing

Livin' on a Prayer

Bad Romance

It's Bad But I'm Not Willing To Admit It Romance

Your Love Is My Drug

Mess of Me (to remind me that even your druggy love won't fix me)

Change

Tradition

I'm sending you a dog, or the movie Homeward Bound, you'll find out soon.

Rachel