Beccamamaka

I don't know what you're talking about with Facebook stalking. I was responding to numerous posts you made on my wall and then took about 3 minutes to post on your wall. I in no way was stalking. I spent maybe 6.82 minutes on Facebook that day..TOPS. Or I could be in denial. We'll let the viewers decide.

I would like to house sit for someone. I feel like it would be the easiest job in the world. Just sit in a house, or sit on a house, I'm not really sure which it is because I've never done it before. I would be playing my ukulele in either of these scenarios anyway. Kinda like Fiddler on the Roof, Hawaiin style.

I still have to learn Hey Soul Sister on my ukulele. If I remember the couple times I tried it before, it was hard.

I would VERY MUCH agree that cats are the domestic animal version of one Rebecca Marie Lang. I feel like hamsters would be the domestic animal version of me.

Funny you should say I should've been born in the 80s because I like to think I should've been born in the 50s. I can't help but feel like that was a golden age of high morals, poodle skirts, drive-ins, and Chuck Berry. I still would've rocked the side pony tail though. See, if I had been born in the 50s, this wonderful trend would have been born a lot earlier, which let's face it, would have been better for man kind anyway.

Is should've not a word? You would think it is because would've is a word, but the red squiggly line under the word is telling me that it does not exist. If that's the case, can I take credit for creating the world should've?

I love Wizards and Alex's fashion sense also. Which reminds me, I was going shopping yesterday with Mama G and commented to her when we left that any more nowadays shopping just makes me depressed because I see so much that I like, but can never afford it. So I get what you're saying. Clothes are probably the thing I am most materialistic about. I feel like a lot of people would say they suffer from the same thing. It's not like I want the clothes to impress people (except sometimes I do) or to identify myself with my clothes or let them define me, I just feel better about myself when I have on a cute outfit that I really like. I shouldn't, but I do. I should just be happy with how beautiful Jesus makes me look, in that vest and those killer black boots. But I do have faith Ms. Lang that if you ever came into money, the Holy Spirit would give you enough wisdom and discernment to know how much you can spend on clothes, because you're allowed to spend money on clothes, God doesn't want you to be miserable. But the H to the S man will start convicting as soon as you've spent too much and you'll stop, because I know you love Jesus like that. Never fear, God is here! Don't despair, God will be there! Don't give a fright, God's here with might! Don't feel sad, God is rad! ( I think I might start a bumper sticker business with those sayings...whadya think?)

I only eat cottons balls if I have pepper jack cheese to melt on top.

Becca, what I meant by finding ripe mangoes being a hit or miss game is that there are SOOOOO many unripe mangoes, when you go to squeeze one, you're most likely going to squeeze one that isn't ripe. Just to clarify.

I was very productive today, I think. I mean, it doesn't look like I got much done but it feels like I got stuff done.

I am obsessed with Lean Cuisines and other health-food. I seriously spend a lot of extra money to buy something that's healthy as opposed to something cheaper that's not. I hope this doesn't make me go bankrupt. I found some Weight Watchers chocolate ice cream bars that are only like 130 calories so i eat those for dessert a lot.

CRACKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I went to the library today to return a book and pay a fine. I think I supply half the library's annual income with overdue fines.

I went to D.C. to visit my cousin and her husband. It was fun and they seem to be doing well, but I don't like the way he talks to her some times. He's not a mean guy and he treats her well for the most part and I know he loves her, but sometimes he says things that are kinda mean and demeaning to her. In a way I'm thankful for going and seeing it because now I know what to look out for when I'm dating a guy. He does make a mean lemon chicken though. And by mean I mean DELICIOUS!

This post is already too long.

Goodbye,
Rachel

P.S. When do you start your job again? And what exactly do you do?

P.S.S. Did you know that most of the time I think of what I say in the P.S.'s before I actually finish my post but I purposely don't say them in the body and leave them as a P.S. because I feel like witty comments are funnier in a P.S.?