Dear Becca,

First of all, seeing as how I'm unemployed, you will be bringing in more money than me, therefore all responsibility of paying my expenses automatically falls on you. Sucks to be best friends with me doesn't it? Second, I didn't get to go to a fourth of July parade, but I agree with you about the bloody thirsty, candy craving children. I practically have to step on top of them and throw them into the old show cars driving by in order to be my candy!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I LOVE EUCHRE! I wish you would've learned to play before you came to visit me because it's my favorite card game to play but I never have anyone to play it with. Sometimes I play it on Yahoo! games to satisfy my urges, but I haven't in a long time because I forgot about it but I will do it now! I also used to play blackjack online because you got to gamble with fake money but I would pretend it was real and I was in a Las Vegas Casino beating George Clooney and Hugh Hefner. At one point in my imaginary world Hughie gets to tight up for cash because I'm beating him so badly that he has to bet his famous red velvet robe. Needless to say, that night I lounge in a beautiful red robe while reading Charles Dickens and listening to Beethoven.

Here are names I would NEVER name my child:

-Becca
-Apple
-Nectarine
-Chlamydia (even if it is a pretty name)
-Stereofuse
-Hand
-Loser
-Rachel's kid (wait, I might do this one)
-Petunia
-T-Rex
-Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvim John Kenneth Loyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor Willian Xerxes Yancy Zeus
-Hazzelilponi
-Luke Skywalker
-Bob Groundskipper

I am now at 1:51 in my video from the last few weeks. I still have 3.25 hours to go though. THIS IS TAKING FOREVER!!!!! Here are some observations i have made so far from what I've seen: 1) Carrie Gomez never has ANYTHING to say to the camera. 2) Rachael HATES the camera 3) Abram's age of maturity instantly drops 7 years when in front of a camera 4) You are very funny and beautiful. 5) I record too much of nothing. 6) We were very blessed to have such wonderful people in our lives. 7) I have a very annoying voice. Seriously, I don't know how you could stand to live with me for a year and not want to cut my lips off and tear out my tongue.

I just watched the part where you went on a motorcycle ride with Eric. Hello helmet hair.

PSYCH COMES BACK A WEEK FROM TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Goodbye