Dear Rachinnychinchin,

I apologize for not having written in a while. I had people visit, but that's really a cover excuse for I WAS WATCHING THE WORLD CUP. Which, in case you missed it or forgot, Spain won. Spain, the geographic love of my life. I am so pleased. I think we should take time to comment on Paul, the Oracle Octopus. What are your thoughts on this? A sea creature that correctly predicted the outcomes of eight World Cup matches? I mean, who decided to make this octopus guess in the first place? And name him Paul? That must be one strange and/or lonely individual. And I just heard that some Germans are angry about Paul choosing Spain over Germany, and they want to fry him and eat him for dinner. Literally. Poor Paul.

I'm watching the Bonnie Hunt Show, which I think you would like because she's funny, and this CRAZY old lady is on, cooking something with her. She's crazy kooky out of control. It makes me laugh. I think you will probably be like this one day.

I woke up early today. I went on a run, I ate pancakes (choco choco chip!), and I took a shower. Now I feel the need to sporcle the world. That's code for take over the world, which is code for sporcle the world.

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades, especially if your teammates are bad guessers. The only worse time would be during a game of fake heart attack. Followed by naps.

I have a suggestion for our music player. Go and edit the settings, and put it on random, and re-post it. The little nursery music at the beginning of the first song that I hear every time I get on our blog is starting to scare me. I dread it. It's starting to have the effect of a ringtone you use as your alarm. You know? You start to hate it. And then, when you're in public and someone's phone rings and they use that ringtone, your heart starts to beat really fast and you look around like you're surrounded by assassins. At least, that's how it usually works with me.

I'm excited for Community to come back. I also always look forward to Fridays because I can watch Rookie Blue, my new favorite summer show. It's on on Thursdays, but I can't watch it because my sister watches the So You Think You Can Dance elimination show(SYTYCD to the true fans, which I find to be a lengthy and inefficient acronym). I am not too upset about this because I actually really like that show. But I hate elimination shows, no matter the program. I find them stressful and in the end, very sad. When does Psych come back? I need to prepare myself for Gus and Shawn's witty banter and humorous antics.

Phyllis

Nancy

Drew

Nancy Drew

Fierce.... no, no, I take that back. That's still in the running.

Barney

Steinkeller

Couch

Sweatband

Poofy

I want a dog,

Becca :)