Whatever Rachel. I have enough trouble paying for my own appointments. And I am basically going to be in poverty for the next year, so let's not be asking Becca for money.

I forgot to tell you, I had to go to a 4th of July parade on Sunday, and I have several comments: 1) it was the longest parade OF MY LIFE; 2) I took a picture and it's getting published in the local paper; 3) I met a bold little boy named Jack. He's from LA. We're BFFs now; 4) I am amazed and somewhat disturbed by the average child's bloodthirsty infatuation with candy.

I learned how to play euchre. I went to my dad's work today and played with them at lunch. It was like My Boys meets Big Bang Theory. Speaking of Big Bang, I have a clip for you to watch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSj7AkCF5qw. Enjoy.

Let's play a new game. Let's come up with names that we would NEVER name our possible future children. I'll start:

Diane
Stuart

Bernie

Larry

Fifi Trixibelle

Guatamalteca

Michael Jackson

Blanket

Havenly Hiraani Tiger Lily

4-Real

That was fun. I hope this game continues.

I'm going to go watch another episode of Alias and pretend I'm a mind-blowing crime-fighting world-saving hardcore bada$$ yet still stunningly beautiful super secret agent. It makes me feel young.

I saw a real pair of apple-bottom jeans today,

Becca