That was my response to your last post. I don't know why, but I found you to be extremely funny today. Maybe I'm in good spirits because I had pizza and got off work early and took a power nap. More likely it's because I don't have to go to the gym today, and the freedom is exhilarating.
I must expand my vocabulary. Normally, I think that my vocabulary is pretty decent. But there is this other girl who is a VISTA in Indianapolis, and whenever I see her, I feel so INADEQUATE!!! I mean, today she used the word "oedipus" in casual conversation. But she's also from Oregon. I feel like everyone from Oregon is smart and trendy. It doesn't matter. I need to get studying. Next time you see me, I will uppercut your cranium with astute and sagacious lexicon. OH MY GOSH I WILL BE JOEY!!! Hey hey, remember when I was studying for the GRE and I remembered the word esoteric because it reminded me of eric both in sound and definition? Totally got that question right. Thanks, Eric.
I have decided that I will now make you afraid of something. I am going to choose an object at random right here and now. Get ready Rachel, because this will effect the rest of your life. I choooooooose: THE PEANUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sincerely, your mortal foe for all humanternity
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