To my ravenous Becca,

I understand what you mean about being hungry when you get home from work. I"M STARVING when I get home. But I do try to work out before I eat. Tonight I shall be taking home left over pasta from work so I don't have to cook or pay for anything. I really am trying to eat less, but I'm failing miserably. Food is just SOOOOOOO GOOD!

Mission to exact revenge on Rachael and Sammy in progress. They shall learn their lessons and bother you no more.

I am extremely interested to see who's children turn out weirder. However, I would like to raise the stakes to twenty future dollars and three free babysitting nights. That panel is perfect, as they all have much personal experience with weirdness. My children are already excited about winning this competition. That's right, I went there. Be careful before you respond. You should remember that I have...connections if you know what I mean.

Just so you know, it's raining really hard here.

Also, you should know that I'm wearing a yellow shirt, which is a big step for me because I usually look AWFUL in yellow.

I really really REALLY want a bunny
I go through at least 2 or 3 water bottles a day (that's at least 48-60 ounces)
I need to decorate my office more
I am covering phones for my second time today, which means if you called, I'd answer
I just realized that every one of these sentences has started with "I"
ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Just to shake things up a little)

Have you heard about Stephen Hawking's new book? He basically says there's no reason we need a God to have created the universe. My heart aches for him. I secretly want him to become the next Paul. But now it's not a secret.

I'm chewing a piece of gum, which is risky because the last time I did I got sick.

Peace Out Homie,
Rachel