Prologue: I can't believe I spelled Prologue right.

Chapter 1: Big Decisions
I bought a laptop last night. That's right. I threw down almost $800 for a brand new laptop. This was a big decision for me. I don't know if I've ever spent that much money at once before. I am worried that I made the wrong decision. They were about to get a bunch of new computers in, but it could take a month to get them all in and out on the floor. I don't have a month, I JUST DON'T! I NEED MY COMPUTER NOW! I WANT TO RECORD NOW! But still, I was worried that I'd buy this one then a newer, better one would come along and it'd be too late sad day for Rachel. The sales guy assured me that wasn't the case, but he kinda has to say that doesn't he? Also, it's a floor model. Bad thing about that is it is one for 10 hours and people use it. Good part, I got 10% off. It's a Samsung, which is a familiar brand to me, but not for laptops. My phone is a Samsung, and I like it so that's a good sign right? AHHHHHHHHHH I'm just trying not to freak out. God please let this laptop be the right thing for my music. AMEN!

Chapter 2: Hunger
I'M SO HUNGRY MY STOMACH IS EATING ITSELF! I don't know if I'll make it the next 15 minutes until my lunch time. In that case, Becca, I would like for you to know that you always held a special place in my heart. The part next to the Atrioventricular Valve in the Right Ventricle, where my heart tells me whether or not I should eat fast food.

Chapter 3: Boredom
I have become bored with my job. I pretty much do the same thing everyday. Blah. Hence why I'm blogging at 11:00am. But I can't type too much at once in order not to arouse suspicion. I spelled that wrong on purpose, but only if it's actually spelled right (I'm not sure).

Chapter 4: WHY ISN'T IT TIME TO EAT YET!?!?!?!?!?!

Chapter 5: Empowered Women
I had to go to a luncheon yesterday, which means I got free lunch. SCORE! It was for an organization for women ceo's and presidents and I guess the point of it is to empower them to excel in the business world. It was kinda cool. The keynote speaker is the dean of the Fisher School of Business at OSU and in 2008 was named 18th most powerful woman in the world by Forbes, which I thought was super cool.

Chapter 6: Once fairly good-looking celebrities who now look creepy
Mark McGrath from Sugar Ray.

Chapter 7: I Have Too Many Clothes
Case and Point: I have been working for 5 and a half weeks and have YET to wear the same top/dress twice. But they're all so pretty I couldn't BEAR to give them up. This reminds me about the plans you made a year ago for Halloween this year. Do you still plan on executing them?

Chapter 8: FINALLY!
I literally just received a text message from you for the first time in about 5 years. IT'S ABOUT TIME! Where have YOU been?

Epilogue: If I can spell prologue, I can spell epilogue. Success.

Rachel