1. I forget that we have a blog sometimes. And I'm too lazy to write on it.

2. This is our 100th post. I feel as if we should have some sort of celebration, like they do for TV shows. I'll get the robot, you get the clown magician. And the cupcakes.

3. Riley got "upset" with me for calling her Small-Mouth Taylor, so she decided to go and get some extreme jaw work done. I mean, I know my tongue is a sword, but I didn't think it was THAT powerful...

4. I just ate a LOT of mashed potatoes. The kind from a box. I like them so much. I know that makes me weird, but... we all know that's a given anyway. I am the queen of processed foods.

5. Sammy told me I would like Modern Family, so I started watching it a couple days ago, and now I cannot STOP! Favorite part so far:

Son: The Jonas Brothers get nervous before every concert.

Father (in a whisper): Not Kevin! He's a rock!

Son: ESPECIALLY Kevin.

6. Camping was spectacular. We had lots of photo shoots and campfires and singing, and I got to eat pumpkin ice cream, which is pretty much the dietary love of my life. I really enjoyed the following moments:

- The boys going into the woods to chop up some fallen trees to use for firewood with a very small hatchet.

- Later finding out that was illegal.

- Being cheered by our camping neighbors while we were worshiping.

- Photo shoots in the leaves.

- Andrew almost getting pooped on by a bird.

- Road trip games.

- Corbin apparently having very sensitive eyes that did not respond well to campfire smoke.

- Everyone screaming loudly as sausages rolled off the grill into the fire.

I'm sure there are more moments, but I cannot remember them at this moment.

7. I almost died today, thanks to your balloon self. Refer to Rachael's wall for further details.

8. Danli, my friend at work, now knows you and Rachael and Riley by name. She is a legitimate internet stalker, though. I kid you not, she's hardcore. But when I mention the name Rach(a)el, she's always like, "Carr? Or Fuhrman?" It amuses me.

9. The highlight of my workday was when I discovered I can get a free drink at the Borders Seattle's Best Cafe on Friday by purchasing a bag of coffee. I talked about it for MINUTES.

10. I am going back to watching Modern Family.