Rachel,

I have more exciting newwwwwwwwwws!!!!

1) I think our casino is a riverboat.

2) I gave Danny the opportunity to be my best friend for the day. He failed.

3) Bruno Mars is a Christian!!!!! Well, I believe! Ye just showed me the lyrics of a song written by a pastor who came and spoke at her church last week. He's a rapper, and he wrote this song, and it features Bruno Mars!! Straight up biblical. Look at the lyrics:

Now Hollywood wants to make you think they know what love is

But I'm a tell you what true love is

Love is not what you see in the movies

It's not the ecstasy, it's not what you see in that scene

You know what I mean?

I'm telling you right now, true love is sacrifice

Love is selfless not selfish.

Love is God and God is love

Love is when you lay down your life for another

Whether for your brother, your mother, your father or your sister

It's even laying down your life for your enemies

That's unthinkable, but think about that

Love is true.

Think.

I'll put You in front of me

So everybody can see

My love, this is my love

I know that I'll be alright

As long as You are my guide

My love, this is my love

Love is patient, love is kind

It does not envy, it does not boast

It is not proud.

Love is not rude, it is not self-seeking

It is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs

You see love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth

It always protects, always trusts always hopes, it always perseveres

Love never fails. Love is everlasting.

It's eternal, it goes on and on, it goes beyond time

Love is the only thing that will last when you die

But ask the question, why?

Do you have love?

Chorus

There is no greater love than this: he who lays down his life for his friend

Now are you willing to lay down your life for your friend?

You're probably willing to lay down your life for your friend, for your mother, your father, or your best friends

But are you willing to lay down your life for even those who hate you?

I'm going to tell you who did that

The definition of love is Jesus Christ. He is love.

The nails in His hands, the thorns in His brow

Hanging on a cross for your sin and my sins

That is love. He died for you and me while we still hated Him.

That is love.

God is true love, and if you don't know this love

Now is the time to know. Perfect love.

RIGHT?!?!?!?!

4) Sorry about the narcoleptic dog. I watched it again and it made me sad. I want to take care of poor little Skeeter. I decided that at my wedding, dogs will be invited as well.

5) Skeeter makes me think of Doug. I want to watch Doug. Maybe I'll google it later. I should've bought those Doug VHS tapes when I saw them all those years ago at Family Video.... I shall always regret that day.

6) I'm eating a cheese tart thing. It's like a mini cheesecake with fruit inside. Solid goodness.

7) I have Selena Gomez in my head. I like it. Selena trumps Demi any day.

8) I am going to paint children's faces today for three hours. I look forward to it. Two words: artistic license.

9) Listen to this coinkidink. My roommate from Project, Megan? She's from North Carolina. Her best friend from home just moved to Indy for grad school at Butler. She messaged me the other day about meeting up... she said that she lives on the edge of Carmel, she goes to Butler, and goes to College Park Church. I live on the edge of Carmel, work 5 mins from Butler, and go to College Park Church. Jesus has provided me with a new friend!!

10) A year without raaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn