Becca,
HAPPY 100TH POST! Well, technically this is the 101st post, but since you stole that from me I'm going to pretend like it's the 100th post for me too. I'll call it the 100 1/2 post. Attached is the clown magician for the celebration. I would also suggest a singing unicorn and a cockroach pinata be used. And I'll see if I can get the Beach Boys to perform. Oooo, and can you look into getting Bruce Willis to make a guest appearance? Ever since I saw the movie Red I've wanted to meet him and see if his head is really that shiny in person.

It sounds like you had a wonderful time camping. I'm glad it was fun. I wish I could've gone but alas some things are not in God's will I guess.

I forget what else you said.

My co worker just asked if I was blogging because I sound like a typing machine. That's right, I'm a typing machine. Does that intimidate you? It should.

Speaking of co-workers, tell your co-worker who knows me that I said Hi. Does she read this blog? She should.

Carrie Zinck just called me and left me possibly the longest voicemail ever. I am extending a challenge to you now to beat her. Her voicemail was about 3 minutes long. CHALLENGE EXTENDED!

I have a paper cut in between my thumb and pointer finger. CURSE YOU AUSTIN HILMER AND YOUR PAPER-CUT-FREE HISTORY!

I was reading an article about people who were millionaires before they were 25. Almost all of them made their money from creating websites. We need to create a website. Here are some ideas I have already come up with for our website:

1) Monkey-fy yourself- Find out what you would look like if you were a monkey!
2) Selling my paper cranes on the internet as gifts and home decor.
3) A site dedicated to posting pictures of koala bears, because let's face it, what's cuter than a koala bear? NOTHING!
4) Scab central: A site where you can post APPROPRIATE pictures of oddly shaped scabs you have.
5) Jesus Food: a site where people can post pictures of food with the face of Jesus on it.
6) Awkward Eagle: Similar to MLIA, only people post awkward occurances in their life.
7) Beanie Baby Style: sells clothes made for Beanie Babies.
8) Sweet Potato Art: Sell heads of famous people we sculpted out of Sweet Potatoes. Artsy AND Nutricious.
9) Batman spottings: Seeing as how Batman really DOES exist, we could create a sight that tracks his every movements by posting pictures of him and a map showing where he is using the GPS locator I attached to him once.
10) Sheldon Cooper quotes. Nothing else need be said about this.

We're gonna be rich baby!

Rachel