PAY ATTENTION BECCA, YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET SCHOOLED!!!!

I never got to meet Gorgeous, which made me very sad. I feel like we would have really hit it off. He's a lawyer, I'm a capricorn, he's good looking, I eat cereal for breakfast every morning. See what I mean?

You would be a finger-giver in your dreams. Just kidding, you wouldn't. Except that you did, but I'm sure it was a one time thing, you're too nice for that. Although I've never met dream you, so I guess dream you could be super mean, and ride a motorcycle, and wear leather with fringe, and get a tatto of a rose with thorns.

I watch Boy Meets World every morning while I eat breakfast and it's my favorite part of the day. Speaking of breakfast, I think I accidentally ate bad milk with my cereal this morning. I hope I don't die. If I do, tell Mama G I love her and that you are going to be my replacement as her daughter. I'm sure she'll be thrilled with the upgrade.

I think an alien would be more expensive because I feel like you'd have to pay a lot of money to have people research and develop the things necessary to feed and care for your alien. Trust me, I have first hand experience. Remember, I'm an alien and I have been much more expensive than their first child, who was a stegosaurus.

Kevin Joseph Timmons. He is a good kid. To bad I have a contract with Jesse Mentz to kill him. Watch your back K Joe Timm!

Last night I was hanging out with a friend from church/high school. She recorded me trying to rap like Eminem in Love The Way You Lie. She said she'd post it on Facebook because the world needs to see this. You should be excited about it, it's worth it.

I just picked up my Michael Jackson Greatest Hits CD. I realized that he's the king of pop and I know like, ZERO of his songs. I felt this was essentially a crime and must be remedied.

I think we need to work on keeping these shorter. I don't have much time to write long blog posts. Even if it meant they were more frequent it yet shorter it would be better. I haven't had much time on my hands ever since I became a superhero who's mission is to save the world from crime and low lifes like Bernie Madoff. I have a theme song, would you like to hear it? It goes like this:

"Yo, I'm a superhero and I'm gonna kick your butt! That's right."

And SCENE!