Becca,

I haven't been sick for two months. But it's the same thing. I hate being sick. It leaves an awful taste in my mouth. That was metaphorical. Like saying it's a pain in the neck. Actually, it literally is a pain in my back. I need the hot tub. I'm bring overly dramatic like always though. It's for comedic effect.

And no, your first paragraph did NOT make me feel better. I still felt creeped out.

I'm in a different office right now typing on a different computer. This keyboard makes a louder sound when I type. I like it. The louder the better. I am sure by now you are asking yourself "hmm, I wonder why Rachel is on a different computer?" Allow me to tell you my dear friend, allow me to tell you. See the computer in my cubicle is freakishly slow. LIKE GLACIALLY SLOW! So they made a new computer for me. But because of some of the software I have to use, they had to basically specially design it for me. So I'm over in the recruiting office today testing it out. So far so good.

I can't wait to go home, sleep, and let Mama G take care of me. You know what I just realized. This sickness thing is all happening because I haven't been eating crackers!!! I'm literally in cracker withdrawal. Now I know what drug rehab feels like. Remind me to never do drugs.

Soooooo, I have to go to the bathroom, and I'm out of things to say. I'm going to try to leave early but we'll see how that goes.

So long, farewell.
Rachel