Becca,

Sorry I haven't blogged in a while. I actually have work to do now so I can't blog my day away. Trust me, I wish I didn't have anything to do so I could blog to you all the time. Unfortunately it looks like I'll stay busy for a little while because we're knee deep in planning for the New Year's Party and after that we have open enrollment for our medical benefits, which apparently is a headache. But I am not afraid to say that after the ordeal, I should be an expert on medical benefits, in case you ever need an expert on medical benefits in the future.

I just ate a homemade chicken enchilada for lunch. IT WAS DELICIOUS! I was only going to eat one half and eat the other half around 4:30 because I have a personal training sessions again tonight and last time matt yelled at me for not eating. He didn't really yell as much as he screamed and tortured me.

After having two straight weeks of only working 4 days, it's gonna be hard to work 5 this week. Wanna know the sucky part? I don't get another holiday off until Memorial Day. THAT'S LIKE A THOUSAND DAYS AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did you know Greek premieres tonight? It looks like Rusty and Ashleigh will finally get together this season like I predicted last season. I truly am amazing.

So as if you don't already have enough reasons to fear me, I shall now give you one more. I have started taking a boxing class at my gym. That's right, BOXING! I even went out and bought my own boxking gloves. Honestly, I LOVE IT! Never in my life would I have thought I'd have this much fun boxing. I think it's mainly because it makes me feel super intense like I could be in an action movie. So in summary, DON'T GET ON MY BAD SIDE OR I'LL PUNCH YOUR LIGHTS OUT! (because I know how to now)

How was your New Year's? Mine was good. Relaxing. I just sat around with the parental units and watched House Hunters (my new fav show) and old family videos. We watched one of me as a wee little baby and Mama G was trying to feed me and I wasn't having none of dat! Becca, do you know what she did?! She tried to feed me watered down apple juice. WATERED DOWN APPLE JUICE! Who does that to a young child?! Clearly I wanted chocolate milk, or at least regular apple juice.

I also wrote a song. I wrote a song last Tuesday also. I'm a song writing machine.

It's a party in Sweden!!!

New York and Company was having a sale on jewelry so I bought two necklaces and two bracelets. I'm excited because I never by that kind of stuff for myself.

Did you make any New Year's resolutions for 2011? Here are mine:

1) Run at least a half marathon
2) Spend more time with my music
3) Move into my own apartment
4) Finish my time machine
5) Build a skyscraper
6) Find me a man!
7) Translate the bible into British
8) Star in a major motion picture film
9) Sing a duet with Johnny Cash
10) Finish building the International Space Station
11) Win the Kentucky Derby
12) Learn to fiddle on a roof
13) Clone myself
14) Get Miley to wear clothes
15) Use my super human powers for good

Luna points are alive and well my friend, alive and well. I haven't had small group yet so I can't hand them out there yet, but the people at my gym love them! I'm becoming famous for them.

Lastly, don't forget to make me a new desktop background for my birthday. Here's what I want:

A crocodile eating a cheeseburger from Hardee's while balancing on a tight rope over a field of daises during a tornado. Plus also include pictures of the following: Me, Myself, I, Michael Buble singing to me, Sweden, maracas, pizza, and let's put Jake in there again. I like looking at him.

Hope this holds you over for a few days. Or weeks.

Sincerely,
I'm trying the best I can...