Well first, I think you should gather 23 elephants and teach them how to dance. Put them in a circle, each with a friend on top who is waving 23 Chinese fans. Sprinkle them with gold dust and then laden them each with 23 jewels. Then, get 23 fairies for each elephant so that they are all aglow with magic. Then get 23 belly dancers to perform within the circle, while you watch with Jake Gyllenhaal sitting on 23 pillows surrounded by 23 Grammy awards drinking 23 milkshakes for 23 minutes. After that, maybe go to a movie or something.
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