Prey,

Because of my extreme amount of work at work I shall write a long blog to you, but in small increments. Here we go.

1) My stomach is growly and it will only get louder until I feed it.

2) I haven't taken a lunch in 3 days. I can't tell if I'm complaining or boasting...

3) My ice pack for my hamstring is leaking ooze. I need to buy a new one

4) I think I might quit my job. Simply because I find it hard to breathe here. No, that is not a clever way of saying I feel smothered by the mundanness of my job. I literally mean I can't breathe. There's something about my office that makes it harder for me to breathe. That reminds me of Maroon 5's first single.

5) SO MUCH OVERTIME = MORE MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

6) Mama G bought me a new dress for the party this weekend. I'm really excited to wear it. Why are you so excited to wear it Rachel? That's an excellent question, allow me to answer it. Because it's a size 6!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I haven't worn a size six since freshman year of high school.

7) Mama G is obsessed with getting me to wear lip gloss. It's rather disturbing. I have nice lips for lip gloss, although I feel it looks slightly clownish when I put any sort of color on my lips because my skin is so pale.

8) I have a huge zit on my face. I can't wait until I grow out of puberty.

9) Puberty is possibly one of the most awkward words I know of.

10) If I ran a marathon would you come wait for me at the finish line with a box of crackers? (shhh don't tell my trainer)

11) How is your new church going? Are you making any friends?

12) Favorite 80's song = Livin' On A Prayer

13) I literally have a pain in my neck right now. Strange.

14) I WANT CRACKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

15) My 8 year old neighbor girl and I are going to go on a double date with our imaginary boyfriends. I hope they take us to Cheesecake Factory.

16) My brother said if I got punching gloves for him he'd hold them up while I practiced my boxing and punched him over and over again. Childhood dream coming true right in front of you.

17) This Icy Hot patch is still in the icy stage and it's making me cold.

18) I don't like how much gossip goes on in my office.

19) I'm gonna send you a picture of me when I'm all dolled up for the event Saturday. I'm hoping to get a good profile picture out of it.

20) This is the last one.

I'm done.

Goodbye,
Predator.