Predator,

I hope you know that in almost all movies, the prey ends up winning. Eventually. I will now respond to your numerical list in an equally numerical fashion.

1. Feed it.

2. Either way, it ain't good.

3. What is ooze exactly? I don't think an ice pack can leak ooze. It can ooze something, but it can't ooze ooze. That's both redundant and inaccurate. Point being -- I don't know.

4. Perhaps you need an inhaler? That's weird. Is it just really hot and stuffy in there? Crack a window, sister. Unless you're in a massively tall building and are too high up to open a window. Remember when you tried to convince me that your building is a mile long? I believed you... I am so naive.

5. Money... I feel like I've heard of it. What's it like?

6. That's impressive I suppose. It reminds me of The Devil Wears Prada when that dude calls her Six because it was her size and obnoxiously large for the fashion world. Then she shrunk to size four and it was a big moment. I have never been a size six... perhaps one day. But probably not. That's nice Mama G bought you a dress though!

7. Color looks good on pale. Wear lip gloss every once in a while, it's fun. I bought red the other day, and it has mouthwash in it, so when you lick your lips it freshens your lips. #wortheverypenny

8. I think you have. I hope you have.

9. Yeah... don't use it. Along with many others. It's actually a long list. Example -- my boss today said that he's glad he didn't have to go up against the tribe of Levi and have his loins shattered. He said that, Rachel. In my presence.

10. Sure. I'd also dress in an 80s track suit and make obnoxious signs and bring a loudspeaker and a bubble machine AND my harmonica.

11. Love the church. But no, not really.

12. Don't Stop Believin'. Always and forever. That reminds me of Phil's "Always Forever," one of my favorite songs ever in the entire universe, regardless of decade.

13. Yeah ok. Your body is crumbling like Professor Quirrell in HP1.

14. I have some at my desk right now. Multi-grain clubs -- your favorite. I had them for lunch yesterday lqtm. I think I'll have one right now. Mmmmm... DELICIOUS. I didn't really want a cracker, but I wanted to taunt you. Then I didn't want to lie about it, so I had to eat one. It was still pretty good though.

15. I thought you wanted to go to Famous Daves. #fastestfoodever

16. That would be fun. It's just like Million Dollar Baby. Except I never saw that movie.

17. Take it off and wait for it to get hot. Except since this is a day later, it doesn't really matter anymore.

18. Pray against it if you haven't already.

19. I look forward to it. You will be smokin. Old Hollywood?! Come on.......

20. Ok. Since this is a free spot, I will say something else. I had a really dramatic drive to work today. I could have not come in, but I kind of felt like an adventure. BOY, did I get one. Going home's going to be hardcore!! Also, you should read my other blog to keep up on my life. Also, my right hand is dry but my left hand is perfect. Also, I have to go on an AmeriCorps retreat... #areyoukiddingme? Also, I am going to start meeting with a girl from work to talk about the Holy Spirit and the Bible :) Also, I want to go back to Oxford. Also, also.

Also,

Becca

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