Oh Becca!!!! Where art thou!!!!!

So clearly you have not checked our blog lately as you have not responded it over a week, which is equivalent to 13 years on Venus. 13 YEARS BECCA!!!!!! Unacceptable. Just think of all the poor fans we have (Rachael Carr) who depend on our posts for entertainment (Rachael Carr). You are letting them (Rachael Carr) down!

Here are my thought nuggets for the day:

• I have a mysterious scar on the back of my right hand that's been there forever. I don't know what it's from. Probably from when I punched out Nicole Richie at a club in LA. NO ONE steals my crackers!
• I went to the gym last night and tried to avoid any contact with Matt, my personal trainer for a day guy, because I feel bad for not signing up for personal training, and embarrassed because he always has to show me how to use the machines properly (well, not that embarrassed). But I walked by him as I was walking out and pretended like I was playing with my iPod to avoid eye contact and he said Hi to me as I walked by and I turned around and said Hi Matt. The whole thing was very awkward. I find it hilarious now.
• How was camping? I wanted to dress like a bear and come and scare you, but I realized I still couldn't drive that far without falling asleep at the wheel, even if I was dressed like a bear.
• Did you know that Mark Zuckerburg, creator of Facebook, is 26 and worth $6.9 BILLION!!!!!!!! I'm 22 and worth about $26, if that.
• I finally have my own health insurance, which kinda excites me. So of course it figures that I would lose my first insurance card before I even got a chance to use it. But don't worry, I am having them send me another one. I FIXED IT!!!
• Purple horned-antelopes rarely skip without humming their favorite sweater in Dutch while eating paper clips.
• I just realized it's supposed to be Purple-horned antelopes.
• I had nothing to do at work yesterday, but on the bright side, I got a lot of knitting done!
• I've been wearing make up this week to help distract people from the mountainous pimples around my mouth. CURSE YOU MOTHER NATURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (but not you God, I'm cool with you)
• If I was a rare gemstone, I think I'd be an emerald because I look good in green, hence my 2010 halloween costume, a green bean.

That is all.

Goodbye,

Rachel

P.S. I SAID GOODBYE!