My Darling Becca,

My ukuelele session did go well, as far as I can tell. Right after the song a guy asked if we could just watch Cool Runnings. To which I replied, Yes. We also discussed the possibility of skipping small group to watch Titanic as one of the girls had never seen it. Did you catch that Becca love? A GIRL HAS NEVER SEEN TITANIC! I'm pretty sure that's a federal offense. Needless to say the FBI has been notified.

Time to go heat up my lunch. Brb. I dare you to hold your breath until I'm back. GO!

BACK!! Did you make it? You know, after looking at my small bag of carrots and measley chicken, I'm thinking that this lunch won't be filling enough for me... I might have to heat up my 100 calorie popcorn :) Popcorn heated. I am currently eating it and it is satisfying my hunger. Hopefully it holds me over for three hours until my next small meal... sugar free maple brown sugar oatmeal. Mmmmmm.

Becca, I normally do not condone the kidnapping of children unless they are extremely adorable, so if you are going to steal a kid, then you need to do it right. Here are some tips that I have found work in the past: 1) entice them with candy and/or ice cream. 2) tell them you have a Kinect gaming console for them to play. 3) Tell you know the Wiggles and that they come over all the time. 4) Let them know that you would allow them to eat cake for breakfast every morning. And finally, 5) make sure they know that they'd have a cool Aunt Rachel. That would really seal the deal.

I would like to let you know that I did a pretty darn good job of poping more of the kernels for my popcorn. Only a few remained CHEST PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Okay, it's gone. Anyway, only a few remained unpopped. I'm tempted to bit down hard on one so it makes a loud noise then scream "OUCH!" and see if Megan thinks I broke a tooth... Nah. It's ironic that you don't like "Who Says" by Mz. Gomez because that is the ONE SONG by her that I like. The nah nah part is catchy. It's been stuck in my head ever since I read it in your post.

How old is this Korean-American who applied? I'm just curious... I may have to officially call a potential relationship in my "Offical Called-It" book.

You know what I think is awkward to say? Chicken breast. That's why I just call it chicken. Ick.

You know what I like? I like it when people listen to me. Like when I send out an email asking people to send their timesheets in, and they actually do. Or when Donald Trump asks for advice on a business venture and he actually does what I tell him to. You didn't think he got to where he is on his own did you? Ohhhh noooooo.

There are two things I haven't done yet today that I normally have done by now. The first is check out modcloth and update my wish list. The second is take a power nap at my desk. I think once I'm done printing these timesheets I'll go to modcloth's site and then take a nap. Plan. Made.

So I think you should hook up with Mama G while you're in Oxford this weekend. We both know she's LOVE to see you because she loves you more than me. It's so obvious. So painfully obvious.

I almost tried some coffee today. Then I didn't. I'm glad I didn't.

I would like to steal my boss' daughter. But that might get me fired. And put in jail. But I think I could handle jail. I've got some guns now. And by guns I of course mean muscles.

I have 500 miles stuck in my head now. But not the original version. The one of NSYNC singing along with it in their limo on the NSYNC video I watched at least 135 times when I was in middle school. And last week. Actually, I think I might still have it. I kinda wanna watch it now. You know what else that makes me what to do? Darren's Dance Grooves. We need to reunite and get our dance on.

Here's a little video for your enjoyment. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pjSmM4K67g

You should also see this... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npgdw5Zb7TY

So Mama G told me she got the family free tickets to go see an Indians game. I'M REALLY EXCITED! Being Indians fans is in the Curfman blood. Wanna pretend to be my sister so you can go? Perhaps we can plan to run out onto the field and do one of our Darren's Dance grooves. Epic.

Worshipin' Worshipin' YEH!

Luna