She Who Must Not Be Named,

My boss just got back from Taiwan yesterday, therefore he's taking our team out to lunch today. Can you say free food? I can. FREEEEEE FFFOOOOOOODDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!! We usually go to Max and Erma's, but I hope we go to someplace at Easton. Like Brio. Or Cheesecake Factory. Really just any place I wouldn't normally be able to afford. Now I feel like I'm taking advantage of my boss. I guess I'd be cool with Arby's too.

Megan was telling me yesterday that in college a guy took her on a first date to Steak and Shake. Don't get me wrong, I love me some greasy, juicy, heart attack inducing Steak and Shake every now and then. But Becca, if a guy EVER tries to take you to Steak and Shake on a first date, let me know. I will personally drive out to wherever you are, find that guy, and shake him until he has enough sense to take you to a nice restaurant, which you deserve, like IHOP.

I have bad news. I've started chewing gum again. And you KNOW how addictive I can get with my gum chewing. But it's only temporary, I swear. I'm only buying and chewing it whilst I live at home. See, there's SO MUCH bad food for me to snack on at home, and I have nothing even clsoe to self control, so I bought the gum to chew to keep me from eating 4 pounds of peanut butter each night like I have been.

I shot a rifle for the first time every this weekend. It was fun. I wasn't half bad at it either. I was more 3/8's bad at it, but not awful. You'd like shooting a rifle. Which reminds me, I need to go to the gun range with mi padre soon. You should come too.

I should come visit you. I'll have to find a weekend that works. Perhaps some time in June 2012? Maybe I'll send future me back in her time machine to visit you. I hear I have purple hair and a tatto of a cheetah on my face in 2036. I must be AWESOME in the future.

Two more hours until lunch. Hooray!

My tongue feels weird now from chewing so much gum.

I have 7 pony tail bands around my right wrist. Just thought you'd appreciate knowing that.

I get paid tomorrow. CHA CHING!

My computer keeps making this really weird and loud noise. It sounds like it's about to take off. Perhaps my computer doubles as a rocket. That'd be awesome. I need more pictures in my cubicle. And more decorations. I want it to have more Luna Flair.

That's all I got for now.

Sincerely,
De Führ