Rachel,

If I had a baby tonight, I would name it RAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNN. But is that setting my child up for suicide? I don't want that song to be prophetic.

Speaking of prophetic, I had a prophetic dream in which I prophesied Rachael's new dress. Ask her. ASK HER.

I am glancing at your last blog post. It's from last Wednesday. My bad on the lapse. But I see that you wrote about rain. IT HAS NOT STOPPED SINCE THEN.

My nails are getting too long to type, but it's such a hassle to cut them. So I won't.

So this morning I get in my car, and the first thing I hear on the radio is about the devastating storms in St. Louis. So I'm like AUSTIN!!!!!!! And text him to make sure he's alive. Then right after I do so, they say that no one was killed or injured. Then I get to the office and find out that the storms happened days ago. What a waste of emotion.

I napped today. You know what a big deal this is, as I loathe naps. It is basically SKIPPING LIFE. I have been needing a lot of sleep though. It's possible that I am fighting off illness, as I have been surrounded by snot-tastic people. Gotta keep my immune system strong. (Knock on wood) I haven't been sick since I lived with YOU. Maybe there's something to that...

I love Modern Family.

I ate dinner tonight because you shamed me into it. I didn't want to though because I had the most INTENSE CUPCAKE OF MY LIFE. I got some for my sister from a bakery because 1) It's her golden birthday, 2) Someone told me they're the best cupcakes in town, and 3) I always want a cupcake. It had like mile-high icing. It was GREAT, but it took its toll on me. I defeated the cupcake... but then it defeated me. I felt horrid. Maybe that's why I napped -- a powerful, powerful sugar coma.

I killed a cricket last summer. Sometimes I think about it and get really sad. Sometimes I cry.

God's taking "April showers" a little far,
Becca