Beccatabulous,

So sorry I haven't posted in a while. I really don't have an excuse beside the fact that I have discovered the wonder of being able to watch some movies and tv shows instantly on Netflix.com. Here are the answers to your excellent questions

1) I must be honest, I have only watched about 1 hour total of the world cup. It's not that I don't like sports and don't like watching them, I just never think about it. But when I DO watch sports I tend to get REALLY into it and go crazy in true Luna fashion. But I do think it's AWESOME that USA won. Also, I would like to inform you that I am going to South Africa to personally go to each person who has one of those STUPID HORNS and am going to beat them over the head with it. Would you like to join me? If you don't, I will take one of those to your wedding. Just saying.

2) Didn't you watch that Harvard Sailing Team video? The belly button is how you die. If someone pushes it you're next stop is 6 feet under, or the incinerator depending on your preference. However, I have a theory of my own. I am convinced that the belly button will one day be the means for teleportation. In the future when we invent this technology, the belly button will be like the "Go" button. I can't wait!

3) Me: More Freakin' Awesome And Beautiful Than Wonder Woman, Mulan, And Madoona Combined And Sprinkled With Fantastic Dust Then Coated With A Layer Of Pure Genius
You: Danielle

4) Kuna is a fascinating individual. She grew up in the Bronx with Jenny From The Block (and beat her up a couple times). She learned quickly that you were either eaten, or ate, metaphorically of course. She became top dog in her gang but then decided to give it all up to become a rapper. She stalked Jay-Z and said she wouldn't leave him alone until he gave her a record deal, or else she just might kill him. So he signed her and her CD hit number one on the Belgium Hip Hop and R&B charts. It wasn't long before the rapper lifestyle of drugs, booze and sex caught up with her. She despised the person she had become and decided to give up her illustrious career as a Belgian rapper and go back to the Bronx. But now, instead of beating kids up and robbing barbershops, she works with children to get them off the streets and out of trouble by teaching them how to do knit and needlepoint. Kuna has mellowed over the years, but don't be mistaken, she could still TAKE YOU DOWN if you mess with her. Seriously, don't mess with her.

5) The salt reserves in our body are right under our flexenhagens, which are next to the floogale system. Whenever we are sad and start crying, the salt reserves, referred to as Sangrudas in scientific circles, start releasing salt into our tears because a little known fact is that salt water is very good for the face so not only can you get a good cry in, but a nice exfoliating face wash too.

6) In the middle

7) No, I think flowers are mini trees

8) CRACKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't believe you even felt the need to ask me that question.

9) It depends on which measurement system you're using. In the metric system, a buttload is approximately 50 kilograms, however in the United States, a butt load is 110.23 pounds. So yeh, pretty heavy

10) You know Becca, I once wondered this exact same thing. So I decided to conduct an experiment to see if in fact Jewish men only used yashmaks to cover bald spots. I went to a Jewish Temple and proceeded to look under every man's yashmaks. Not to my surprise, every man was bald and looked very angry at me, as if he was embarrassed. I hope that answers your question.

BONUS ANSWER: I won't go breaking your heart

Have a wonderful day in Oxford but try not to have too much fun without me because that would just be MEAN!

Anxiously awaiting your arrival,
More Freakin' Awesome And Beautiful Than Wonder Woman, Mulan, And Madoona Combined And Sprinkled With Fantastic Dust Then Coated With A Layer Of Pure Genius