Repulsive Becca,

I am mad at you. VERY MAD AT YOU!!!! I woke up this morning with a heart full of rage towards you. I can't believe you would do that!!! I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY CLOSEST FRIEND!!!!! And after all those spiders I killed for you! You see, last night I had a dream that there was a huge tarantula on my head and YOU WOULDN'T DO ANYTHING TO GET IT OFF!!!!!! HOW COULD YOU!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! I was TERRIFIED and all you could do is stand there. I have never been more furious at you. After a while my old high school government teacher showed up and took it off because HE"S A REAL FRIEND! But the tarantula had already bitten me and I woke up after that but I'm pretty sure I died because of it. I BLAME MY DREAM DEATH ON YOU!!!!!! Don't come to my dream funeral because if you do I will become a zombie and eat you out of revenge.

Sincerely,
You're Ex-Friend Rachel