Okay my turn to ask questions. I thought long and hard to create a list as ground-shaking as this. (Lies, I'm doing this on the fly.)

1) What do you think of the USA winning their round for the first time in 80 years? Because I'M SOOOO PUMMMPPEEDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Also, prayer works.

2) Do you think the belly button actually serves some kind of function that we are unaware of? Or that it used to have a function but we don't need it anymore? If it did have a function... what would it be?

3) When we become super hardcore uber-powerful yet stunningly lady-like and attractive top secret agents, what will our codenames be?

4) Can you tell me about Kuna? I feel like she is probably a fascinating individual.

5) Why are tears salty? It's not like we drink salt water. Usually if you drink salt water, you're drowning in the ocean...or something. Where are these salt reserves in our bodies?

6) Where is the cream filling?

7) Do you think trees are just giant flowers?

8) If you had to eat only one food for the rest of your life, what would it be? And it cannot be pasta AND parmesan cheese. Only one!

9) How big is a buttload?

10) Do you think that some men wear yamakas to hide their bald spots? Embarrassment can be a powerful motivator. Or even more, do you think they would convert to Judaism???

BONUS: Are you only going to break break my break break my heart?

Have a splendid day. Unless you break break my heart... in which case I hope your day sucks.

Mucho amor,
Becca