Oh, WHATEVER RACHEL!!!! You KNOW how much I hate spiders. And all other form of insect life. Anything with six and/or eight legs is repulsive to me. Except octopuses. Octopi? And squid. Okay anything with six or eight or more legs on LAND is repulsive. But even so, I would have totally helped you if you had a TARANTULA on your head. I'm not that weak! I would've, like, put on gloves and swept it off with a broom and then thoroughly stabbed it with said broom. Please. You high school government teacher, though I'm sure pleasant, cannot beat me in the friend department. And plus, when you die in your dreams, you die in real life, so you didn't die. That's fact. FACT.

I don't really know if that's fact, but I've heard it before.

I miss Boy Meets World.

I really like Solomon's prayer of dedication, 1 Kings 8:22-51.

I haven't gotten out of bed yet today.

I am going to go hot tub at a random stranger's house today. With a dog named Daisy.

I tried to convince Ye that you need a Wisconsin passport to go there. It sadly didn't work.

You better update this blog while you're there, battling wilderness like Survivor Man. And those mosquitoes are as big as small birds, soooo dress appropriately.