Wonderbunny. I like it. You're getting creative.

1) Yes, I think so. I mean, I think we look the same as them. Even if their belly buttons had no purpose. Genetically they had to pass down that... gene, I guess. Right? The belly button gene? Maybe not. I'm still going to say yes though, because people without belly buttons are creepy. Like Kyle XY. Except he was an alien. I think that just emphasizes my point.
*** Ironically when I read that question, I was listening to "Eden" by Phil.

2) That's disgusting.

3) I think you should get bangs again. I liked you with bangs. It added some flair to your look. Maybe shoulder length? Or a little longer.

4) The walls will be orange. It's a very rich color, but it's also spicy. We're not boring people.

5) I truly do. I think red lady bugs are males anyway. Well actually, I don't think they notice or care what their name is since they are insects who cannot comprehend such things, but in theory, the offense they feel is enormous. It's like calling guys ladypeople.

6) It's not a praying mantis. It's a preying mantis. Well actually, I think it is praying mantis. But I think it was named that because it preys on other bugs, and the person who discovered and named them was just a poor speller. OR he was a Christian with a sense of humor.

7) Yes. I think it'd be fun to surf on mud. You know how I really like mud. But you also run the risk of being overtaken by a large wave of wet earth and/or a large tree.

8) I think the chances are slim since it doesn't exist. But if you think about it, nothing can survive long in the polluted waters of Erie, so that would explain why the city went down.

9) No. Though I can't say that for sure. I would definitely be friends with him. One, because I would probably laugh more every time he told the joke. It would become a joke of its own. Two, because, depending on the joke, his accent would also make me laugh. Three, because he could introduce me to his Canadian friends and/or brothers.

10) My first instinct upon reading that name was that it was a purple creature who ate people. If you look at the situation rationally, there are no purple people, but a monster and/or alien definitely has a chance of being purple. Be smart here, Rachel. There's also the possibility of a typo and a "y" actually falling off the end of that song name, resulting in the concept of the Purple People Eatery. And that just opens up a whole new can of worms.

Michael Buble is coming to Indianapolis. I was hoping I could find a way to go. But, I would never stab you in the back. Only the throat, as you most fear.

Besos,
Becca