Becagna,

The Supernatural Registration Association? Really? Are they serious? Where do you find these things? I honestly don't understand how you find the WEIRDEST stuff on the internet. Do you just sit down and google things for hours? Nevertheless, I'm always impressed. That kinda rhymed. T. Swift would be proud.

I'm going to chew another piece of gum. This is risky because I've already had two pieces this morning. But I think I'm getting sick because my throat feels weird and sometimes chewing gum helps. Here goes...

So far so good.

So I waited too long to eat my lunch today. This means that I got those pesky stomach spasms I get sometimes when I don't eat for long periods of time. It literally felt like I'd swalled knives. I couldn't work for 30 minutes because it hurt so much. See, I couldn't eat right when my lunch started because I had to go out and get your mom's present. She better gosh darn appreciate the HECK out of this present!

We checked out another venue for the new year's party this afternoon. It was really nice! All this venue checking out is really making me want to get married! I wish Jake Gyllenhaul would get back to me on that.

I think it would be fun to be a unicorn. Ironically, UNICON is often mistaken for UNICORN. I wish our company was a beautiful white mythical creature with a holographic horn and rainbow colored hair.

I also wish I could bring you to our New Year's Party. It's going to be a big deal. Actually, if you came to visit me you probably could come as my significant other since I technically don't have a significant other. You're the most significant person in my life. Unless I wrote down, yes, I will be attending, and save a seat for my significant other, JESUS!

It's raining. It's POURING. And that old man in the office is snoring.

I hope I don't have to walk into the gym in the rain. I will NOT be a happy camper! Or a happy worker outer!

My stomach is uneasy. I think it's because you're not here with me.

I wish I had more funny and witty things to say to you since you entertain me so in your posts.

Alright, don't want to give you too much at once or else you'll get spoiled and start taking my humor for granted.

Rrraaaaccccchhhhheeeeeellllllll