Rachel,

I used to call UNICON by UNICORN, but I gave that up HOURS ago. I registered as a shape-shifter instead, by the way. Tiffany here wanted to be a unicorn, so I let her have it. And, as you know, I also printed wizard certificates for us in honor of our Harry Potter weekend.

I have several one sentence comments to make, so I will list them:

1. What did you get my mom? This is weird.
2. You can’t marry Jake Gyllenhaal. You can’t even spell his name right.
3. Jake is also dating Taylor (supposedly).
4. Taylor Swift, in case that wasn’t clear.
5. Octopuses (octopi to the latin-literate) have rectangular pupils.
6. I am going to be here for New Year’s so I can help out with Christmas Conference. Plus, I wouldn’t want people making any awkward judgments of us, if you know what I mean.
7. I think my coffee maker burned my coffee. I don’t know what to do with myself.
8. To ease the pain of my coffee trauma, I had a burrito for breakfast (I went a little crazy at Trader Joe’s yesterday).
9. Ryan Reynolds is officially 2010's Sexiest Man Alive. I am VERY pleased with this.
10. I found something for you: http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/2Zc47X/www.toxel.com/inspiration/2009/11/25/bear-sleeping-bag/
11. And also: http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/1XDoRB/www.idodogtricks.com/index_flash.html

I was thinking last night. What if someone had a psychological condition where they couldn’t help but eat their toothbrush? What a mental battle it would be. They couldn’t just have gross teeth, so they would try to brush them. But then every time they would put the toothbrush in their mouth, they would eat it, as hard as they tried not to. I’m seeing a Dateline special on this. I could invent it and become famous.

Did you see Prince William is engaged? I totally stalked all the news about it yesterday. (I almost typed noose instead of news… not the same.) They’ve been dating for eight years, so it’s about time. But he gave her Princess Di’s engagement ring, and I think it is GORGEOUS. I mean, I’m usually not one for non-diamond engagement rings, but dude… it looks NICE. That reminds me of when I went to the Princess Di exhibit at the Dayton Art Museum. As I walked through, I sang “Goodbye English Rose” and cried. Luckily I walked through by myself.

I have to meet with a big wig tomorrow. The head judge… I don’t really know what her title is. But I’m nervous regardless.

I WANT MY COFFEE!!!
Lol… DENNIS QUAID WANTS COFFEE!!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iffwcn-Emlc&feature=fvst

Rebecca