Laverne/Killer,

I just ate Chef B for lunch. It was glorious, but now I feel gross. But it just might be worth it.

I was bored on Friday night, so I made a cake. I find cooking to be very fun, and baking itself to be quite therapeutic. I was rocking out to Glee and probably disturbing the wedding next door, but I think they probably enjoyed it. I even made my own frosting! Dark chocolate. I would drink it if I could.

Is it weird that I think that semis are cute? They are like big dogs that are super sweet and lovable. The first time I saw The Fast and the Furious (or 2 Fast 2 Furious... I can't distinguish them in my mind), I was horrified because there is a scene where they surround a semi with sports cars and get it to pull over so they can rob it. And I was like WHAAAAAT!!!! Those little jerk cars and trying to hurt the big cute one!!! No, here it is, they are like the dinosaurs with the long necks, and little cars are like velociraptors trying to kill them. Speaking of velociraptors, I don't know if you saw this when I put it on Rob's wall, but I about died laughing when I saw it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdUhNTSqwCA.

I have discovered why so many people grocery shop on Sunday. Normally I don't because, you know, it's my sabbath and I don't want to run errands on my day of rest, BUT I needed something so I went to (Super)Target on my way home from church. Sooo many people there because Sunday is PRICE CUT DAY!!! Saaaaaaaales!!!!! I was overwhelmed with the price cuts. And I kind of liked being there with all these people milling about. It made me happy, kind of like a diluted version of what I feel when I go to Disney World.

Do you know what I just realized? When Rachael goes to see Amy, she will be going to Disney World for the first time. In her life. I'm so sad I won't be there to witness it!!!!

It's not laser tag, Rachel. It's LASER tag. LASER is actually an acronym, don't ya know. Light Amplification by the Stimulated Emission of Radiation. That's right. I know that. And I do enjoy some LASER tag, though I can't say I've ever done it.

What are we getting instead of champagne? We need to get those movie tickets!!!

Something wicked this way comes,

R Lang, world renowned assassin.