Becca (my creativity is lacking today)

I took notes (which I originally typed as nights because Megan was talking to me and I was trying to listen and type at the same time and she said "Nights" which made me type it...just so you know) while reading your post so I would know what to type. Here are my responses:

1) Really Heimlich family, REALLY!?!? So if someone is choking how am I supposed to ask if I can do the Heimlich Manuever on them!? PEOPLE WILL DIE BECAUSE OF YOUR SELFISHNESS!!!!

2) I also LOVE READING. So much. So so much. That's why one of my dreams is to have a library in my future house. However, I don't get much time to do it. It usually takes me a few months to finish a book.

3) I am SOOO pumped for Casino weekend, especially the night club. I've never been to one but I've always wanted to experience it, so it's nice that we get to experience it together for free :) And I am being completely honest when I say this...I was also thinking I needed a sparkly top to wear. Are you also thinking matching sparkling tops for us? We'd be so cute.

4) Leaf-bird. Haha. I will NEVER forget that.

Okay, now that I have your responses out of the way, it's time for my stuff. See I haven't had much time at work to post a blog, so I've been jotting down topics I wanted to mention in the mean time. Now I have a big long list of things to discuss with you. I'm glad you like reading so much because this is going to be a long one.

-I left my cell phone at the office Monday night. It was pure torture. TORTURE. Let me tell you why it was torture. Because all I could think about the whole night was "what if Becca Becca Bo Becca texts me and I can't respond because I don't have my phone! She'll be DEVASTED!" Turns out, you didn't text me the ENTIRE NIGHT! Whad up wit dat Becca?!

-Our new facility for my gym opened up Monday. I used it. It was nice. They have locker rooms with showers. Not that I plan on using them, but it's nice to know. Although there were no shower curtains up. But I asked and they'll be putting them up. Thank goodness.

-When I checked my Capital One credit card account yesterday I noticed that I had $11.72 of cash rewards on a card I haven't used for 2 months so I have no idea where it came from. Ridden with guilt for having money I didn't deserve I called Capital One only to find out that for some reason unknown to me, it really IS my money. So summary..I'm $11.72 richer than I thought I was. Perhaps I shall use it to buy a sparkly top.

-I fixed my laptop. Hooray!

-DON'T FORGET ABOUT OUR EMINEM RAP-OFF!!!! I am officially declaring it ON!

-I heard Kim Kardashian's new song. It sucks. Seriously. I hope you never have to listen to it as my ears literally caught on fire when I heard it. Some people should never have music careers. Like Kesha.

-The sermon at my church this past week was about the Sabbath. I'm not going to go into detail because this post is long enough, but long story short he challanged us to take a 24 hour period this week as our Sabbath. No work. Just relaxing. Mine is going to start Saturday at 6pm. Perhaps I can get some reading done :)

-I wrote muffins down, and that's all I wrote. I don't remember why, but all I can think about are the Studmuffins. I miss those guys.

-Right now Megan and I are working on planning UNICON's big New Year's Party which will actually take place a few weeks after New Year's Day. While I will admit I don't know much about event planning, I have to admit that I am LOVING IT! All we've done so far is look at possible venues, which I had a blast doing. We're touring the 3 that have gotten back to us, which I'm uber excited about. The bad thing is, a lot of the banquet halls we looked at mainly advertised as reception halls for weddings, which means Megan and I got wedding fever really bad! I WANT TO BE MARRIED RIGHT NOW BECCA! I just realized that what I said sounded like we were dating and I wanted you to marry me right now.

-I'm watching Glee at work right now and if you didn't watch last night there is an arrangement of Teenage Dream by Katy Perry. I hate that song. With a passion. BUT I LOVE THIS VERSION OF IT!

-I saw an article with a video on my yahoo homepage a week ago. It was about a big controversy about a video that surfaced from an old charlie chaplin movie from like the 20s or 30s. It's a behind the scenes clip and it shows a woman walking by who looks like she has a cellphone up to her ear and is talking on it. I watched the video and when zoomed in, I have to admit, it really did look like she was talking on a cell phone. Now everyone thinks it's someone who time travelled back to the 20s. This tells me 2 things: 1) That I will one day be super smart and invent a time traveling device and travel back to the 1920s on a Charle Chaplin movie set and walk around talking on my cell phone. 2) In the future I will have an AWESOME cell phone plans that covers calls made a decade earlier. SWEET! And I'm assuming it's Verizon and NOT Sprint.

-There's a recurring news story in the central ohio area. I think you will get a kick out of this. It's about a woman called the Church Lady Bandit. She's an older woman (I think 50s, possibly 60s) who used to dress up like a church lady and rob banks. That's right, COMMIT FELONY! An old lady, dressed like she's going to church. She's robbed 5 banks and hasn't been caught. I know breaking the law is wrong, but I find this story HILARIOUS!!!!!!

That's all I got. I will continue to keep a list so I don't forget all the clever quips I have to tell you.

Yours forever and always unless you break up with my over the phone is 23 seconds (T. Swift reference)
Rachel