Racheesy,

I am so glad you deleted mixpod. You have no idea how much it was annoying me as well. I muted my computer whenever I blogged. I am overjoyed that my new blog has no music. I loved all the songs I had on there, but HOW FRUSTRATING.

My father’s name is Matt.

I am learning from my co-worker how much of certain beverages it would take (I can only assume in one sitting) to kill you. 560 cups of green tea. 206 cans of Mountain Dew. 88.6 cans of Monster. But, most alarmingly, 103 tall Starbucks lattes. I’m getting close, Rachel. Getting close.

I answered your facebook question on my other blog.

I will google your salt question. Oh the first link is from the Mayo Clinic. Legit. It says it’s not healthier. Here, I will copy and paste for your educational development. “Sea salt and table salt have the same basic nutritional value — both mostly consist of two minerals — sodium and chloride. However, sea salt is often marketed as a more natural and healthy alternative. The real differences between sea salt and table salt are in their taste, texture and processing, not their chemical makeup.”

I think I will go to Trader Joes and get some sushi for lunch. I brought a lunchable, but…. it’s not calling to me. I will save it for tomorrow.

Lighten up with the makeup dude. Psychologically, I mean. Worrying about it is probably why you have those zits. If you feel more confident in makeup, then wear it. You’re not more beautiful, but more confident. Yes? I agree that we should be comfortable the way God made us, and if you want to literally live by that, that’s cool. But don’t feel bad about wearing it. The way I see it, God didn’t make us to be zitty. We did that to ourselves with our stress and our air and water contamination. I may be wrong though, so don't listen to me.

I have Justin Bieber in my head. I must admit… I don’t hate the kid. Know what else I don't hate? Black Friday. I'm pumped for some shopping and some epic people-watching.

Bring
Your
Elephant

To the casino
Or

You will
Obviously suffer
Unconscionable terrors

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