Rachel (also lacking),

That was quite the extensive blog post. Were you not the one who wanted to keep them shorter? Hmm? I think I smell something… it smells a little like… HYPOCRISY!!!!!!

I don’t really care, I like reading your long life tales.

Sorry for not texting you lol. I have been a little anti-social and have also had my nose stuck in a book. Nothing personal. Besides not liking you. But besides that, nothing personal. I forgot my phone at home once when I went to work. I lost it, didn’t know what to do with myself. Needless to say I was on facebook waaayyy more than usual that day. It’s sad, really. I am trying to get on facebook less because my addiction is really starting to gross me out. The other day I started a twitter, but I haven’t done anything with it. As much as I would like it, I don’t know if I want to attach myself to another social media outlet. Oh, and then the day I forgot my phone at work, I came back to get it at like 7 or 8, but I was racing the sun because I didn’t want to be in this area of town after dark SOMEONE’S PHONE WON’T STOP BUZZINGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyway, I didn’t want to be here after dark, so I drove quickly but not TOO quickly as I didn’t want get in a car accident and not have my phone on me, and then I got here and SHOT inside and couldn’t find my phone. But I did find an attorney lurking around in the shadows. He was kind of creepy, but he’s also really attractive, so I was torn. Like Bella in Twilight. Lolz Code Timberwolf! Oh also, the phone was in the trunk of my car. Don’t ask.

Congrats on the laptop and the surprise money.

I listened to Kim Kardashian’s song against your wishes. I kind of just felt like I was listening to a robot band. And a poor one, at that. But just you watch, she will sell records because she’s got a reality TV show and looks like a real-life Barbie. A porn star Barbie. That was mean, I’m sorry. Just a plain Barbie.

Event planning sounds fun! I think I would like that too… maybe. Eh, maybe not. Too many details to work out. I don’t like planning that much at all, come to think of it. I’ll leave it to you, and then enjoy the event that you put together.

I CANNOT GET OVER HOW MUCH I LOVED GLEE. I was enraptured by the all-boys choir, and then the girls tots rocked it. I’m pretty sure that they are trying to earn back some fan support for good ol Will because people don’t like him as much anymore. It kind of worked… but I still don’t like him. I did get online to purchase Teenage Dream and the girls mash-up… which were, coincidentally, #1 and #2 on the itunes chart. Rock on, America. Rock on.

I don’t believe time travel will ever happen. And if it does, you won’t be able to change anything. Plus if we were to have the ability to travel through time, I think we’d be past cell phones.

Back to work,

Rebecca Lang, private eye.

"If you can't solve your crime, give your dough to Lang. She'll make a pizza with it, and then solve your crime... in record time."