B From Da Hood,

Here is a conclusive list of things I have done today:

1) woke up
2) went back to sleep
3) woke up again
4) printed timesheets
5) terminated an employee
6) took a nap at my desk
7) made copies while trying to stretch a pulled muscle in my chest. I looked awkward
8) watched Glee
9) read an article about jobs that pay well and don't require a masters. P.S. I'm going to be a financial analyst now. I'm assuming that just means I'll stare at money the whole day and analyze it then get to take it home with me.
10) played with my hair
11)lunch with g-ma and mama G.
12) drove back to work against my will

My lips have ALSO been chapped constantly. I can never give them the moisture they require thanks to this awful dry weather. It's a good thing snow is so pretty or else I'd hate winter a lot more.

I have to go to the bathroom but I'm going to try and hold out a little bit longer. That reminds me of Nick Jonas' song A Little Bit Longer which reminds me of the Jonas Brothers second album. Ahhhh JoBros. Remember when we were obsessed with them? We need a new boy band to crush on. Might I suggest Big Time Rush? They all are pretty cute and closer to our age.

I really am interested to how Adam Young, aka Owl City, reacted when he first listened to T. Swift's song Enchanted and learned it was about him. I apologize for talking about this album so much but it fascinates me! I want to know who every song was about and how they felt about it! I think I'm going to release a similar album. Here is a list of the people I will write songs about and the title of the song:

-You: "My Best Frenemy (I Will Get You)."
-Rachael: "Just Because Your Name Has An Extra Letter Doesn't Make You Better Than Me"
-Eric Danielson: "Yay, Another Simpson's Reference"
-T. Swift: "Who Did You Write YOUR Songs About?"
-Austin Hilmer: "Remember When You Stole Luna Points From Me? (I DO!)"
-Hugh Jackman: "Hugh, This Is Becca (Your Soulmate)"
-Abed: "Let's Be Best Friends"
-Bruce Willis: "I Don't Care If You're Old (Let's Get Married)"
-The World: "DON'T GET ME SICK!!!"
-My water bottle: "Don't Ever Leave Me"
-My pillow: "I Can't Sleep Without You In Bed With Me"
-Aliens: "I Know You're Real."

I didn't get one single phone call today while covering the phones. I like days like these.

I'm having fun with the whole sneaking ornaments on the christmas tree at the gym. I think I'm gonna bake some cookies or put together a nice fruit basket for all the employees at the gym and have Mama G deliver it and on it will be a note that reads as follows:

"To all the wonderful employees at Aspen Fitness. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays. Sincerely, the same person who's putting the ornaments on the tree."

I love being sneaky.

I'm going to watch Parenthood now.

So long, Farewel, whatever they sing next,
R to the Hizzle