To My Overly Imaginative Friend,

I often forget how to spell my own name. Much like how I often forget how to spell every other word in the English language, and most of the Portugese language.

I find that typing in caps really helps visually display the angry or excited emotions I am feeling at the time.

SEE!

You want to go everywhere. I feel like you need to pull an Around The World In 80 Days. Or at least go on an around the world cruise. They're only about 120 days. Speaking of cruises, did I mention that next year if UNICON exceeds $30 million in revenue, our president is going to pay for all the staff to go on a cruise!?!? You'd better pray you're still my friend then because if you thought the Casino was fun, imagine what being stuck in the middle of the ocean with me on a boat will be like!?!

I've already completed my tasks for the day so I'm thinking the afternoon will be slow unless I get more work to do. Perhaps I will do some filing for Megan, to be nice.

I see sparks fly whenever you smile.

I see forest fires start whenever you laugh.

WHY WON'T MY LIPS STAY MOISTURIZED!!!

I would like to meet Danli. Bring her to me.

Can you create a desktop for me? I want a picture of an adorable bunny surfing in a volcano wearing a trucker hat with birds flying in the sky with the heads of the following people:

1) You
2) Jake Gyllenhaul
3) Dakota Fanning
4) Sarah Palin
5) R-Carr
6) The beautiful Max and Erma's waitor from my past
7) Mama G
8) Barney

White elephant exchanges are fun apparently. I had never participated in one, but did for the first time last night with my small group and it was a blast. I would tell you what I took as my gift but you'd probably hate me for giving it away. I'll tell you anyway, you're not close enough to punch me anyway. For my 20th birthday I got a hand drawn and colored picture of the cast of Friends. It's a beautiful picture, and I like Friends a lot, but I don't need the creepily looking at me in my room. Anyway, the gift was actually a big hit. Two girls fought over it. Not literally, but yeh.

You can try to give away your rubber duckies but they will find their way back to you. YOU CAN NEVER ESCAPE THE DUCKS BECCA! THEY'RE ALWYAS WATCHING YOU!

Quack,
Rakhel