RACHEL,

I HAVE DECIDED TO TYPE THIS POST IN ALL CAPS. YOU KNOW, BECAUSE EVERYTHING I SAY IS THAT IMPORTANT.

THAT WAS INDEED THE MOST ADORABLE VIDEO I HAVE EVER SEEN. I DO BELIEVE MY HEART MAY HAVE SKIPPED A BEAT. IT DOESN'T DO THAT OFTEN. ONLY FOR EXTREME CUTENESS OR EXTREME NERVOUSNESS.

THIS IS ANOTHER VIDEO: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3ouzt_4q_I. IT, HOWEVER, IS NOT FOR YOUR VIEWING. IT IS FOR THE VIEWING OF ONE ROBERT MORRISON VANCLEVE II. I TOLD HIM I WOULD SHARE THIS VIDEO WITH HIM, BUT AS I DO NOT HAVE FACEBOOK, I WAS IN A PICKLE. I DECIDED PUTTING IT ON HERE WOULD KILL TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE (WHICH I WOULD NEVER DO IN REAL LIFE) -- KEEP MY WORD TO HIM TO SHOW HIM THIS VIDEO, AND ALSO BRING HIM TO OUR BLOG SO THAT HE WILL START READING IT.

HE LEAVES FOR FIJI IN TWO DAYS. CRRRRRRRRRRAZY.

ARE YOU TIRED OF THE CAPS YET?

MY CEREAL GOT TOO SOGGY. I LIKE SOGGY CEREAL, BUT NOT THIS SOGGY. I GOT DISTRACTED FROM MY CEREAL CRUNCHING MUNCHING BECAUSE CLIENTS KEPT COMING TO THE WINDOW AND THE RECEPTIONIST IS NOT HERE. NO ONE IS HERE TODAY EXCEPT FOR LIKE TWO OTHER PEOPLE. BUT WE NORMALLY HAVE INTAKES ON WEDNESDAY MORNINGS, SO PEOPLE ARE COMING IN FOR ADVICE AND I AM TRYING TO GIVE THEM THE RIGHT INFORMATION. I'M ACTUALLY ROCKING IT, I FEEL EXTRA USEFUL. AS, YOU KNOW, I USUALLY FEEL USELESS AT WORK. MAYBE THAT'S WHY MY BOSS DOESN'T TAKE ME OUT TO A RELAXING LUNCH. THAT AND I ACCIDENTALLY BROKE THE RECEPTION WINDOW AS I WAS HELPING SOMEONE. I THINK I FIXED IT... MAYBE.

SARA BAREILLES IS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD. OF ANY SINGER, YOUR MUSIC REMINDS ME THE MOST OF HERS.

SOGGY.

I AM VOLUNTEERING AT CHRISTMAS CONFERENCE. IT'S BEEN FUN. I HELPED OUT YESTERDAY AND I WILL AGAIN ON FRIDAY, AND I GOT ME A WRISTBAND OUT OF IT. YAYUHHHHH. BUT I SAW LOTS OF FRIENDS WHICH WARMED MY NORMALLY STONE-C0LD HEART. SPELL CHECK IS TELLING ME I SPELLED THE "LD" PART OF "COLD" WRONG. HOW ODD.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE HAS A STONE-COLD (DIDN'T DO IT THAT TIME... INCONSISTENT) HEART? ZOMBIES. ZOMBIES SCARE ME. I KNOW THEY'RE NOT REAL, BUT THEIR SOUL-LESS BLOODTHIRSTY DEMEANOR IN A HOPELESS POST-APOCALYPTIC WORLD FREAKS ME OUT. I DON'T LIKE TO THINK ABOUT IT. KNOW WHAT ELSE SCARES ME? I WILL MAKE A LIST:
- PARKING GARAGES
- FLYING
- PUBLIC SPEAKING
- LONELINESS. I WAS GOING TO SAY DYING ALONE, BUT I DON'T REALLY CARE IF I DIE ALONE BECAUSE RIGHT AFTER IT I WILL BE WITH JESUS. SO I'M MORE AFRAID OF LIVING ALONE. I CANNOT HANDLE MYSELF ALL BY MYSELF!!!!
- SPIDERS/ALL INSECTS
- YOU

I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE MY CHAPSTICK IS. LOL THAT REMINDS ME, AUSTIN MADE A FUNNY LAST NIGHT. RACHAEL WAS TALKING ABOUT HER KINDLE AND HER $25 GIFT CARD TO GO WITH IT, AND AUSTIN SAID HE GOT A GIFT CARD THAT WAS WORTH MORE MONEY OR SOMETHING, AND RACHAEL WAS LIKE "HEYYYYYYY STOP TRYING TO OUTDO ME!" AND AUSTIN GOES "OH I'M SORRY, I THOUGHT WE WERE BRAGGING." I LAUGHED. THEN I LAUGHED AGAIN.

WHAT DID I GET FOR CHRISTMAS YOU ASK? I DON'T REMEMBER. THIS WILL TAKE TIME TO THINK ABOUT. TIME FOR ANOTHER LIST:
- A SWEATER
- AN ITUNES GIFT CARD
- A PANERA GIFT CARD
- COLD HARD CASH
- SOME MOVIES (LOTR AND AUSTRALIA -- HUGH JACKMAN. ENOUGH SAID.)
- EARRINGS
- SOME WEIRD THING TO PUT ON MY BOOTS SO I DON'T SLIP AND DIE ON ICE.
- A COUPLE BAGS AND A WALLET
- A HAND-CARVED PEN!!!! BUCKEYE WOOD. I AM SUCH AN OHIOAN.
- A COAT AND A HAT
- BOOKS (SYSTEMATIC THEOLOGY, THE UNOFFICIAL HARRY POTTER COOKBOOK, AND THE HUNGER GAMES TRILOGY)

THAT IS ALL I CAN THINK OF. IT WAS A RATHER GIRLY CHRISTMAS, WASN'T IT? AHH WELL, TIS WHAT I AM.

I CAN'T WAIT TO HARMONICIZE (HARMONIZE WITH HARMONICAS) WITH YOU.

BECCA