Hahaaaaaaa Chinese makes you a looooserrrrrrrrr!
That is in no way a racial slur.

I hate goodbyes! They are so hard!!! I feel like I'm leaving Oxford all over again by watching this show! I just finished it and almost cried. Every. Time. But they really did a great job. The music in the last moments is especially perfect. I make myself feel better by reminding myself that they all still live in the same city (why did I type sitting?! I have a problem). (Obviously I ignore that God-forsaken spin-off that took Joey to LA.) (More parentheses.) They are all doing their thing, still friends, Chandler and Monica just moved a little further away. And they have to come into the city every day for work anyway so OF COURSE they all still hang out at Central Perk. Ok. I feel better.

I think a musical of your life would be kind of boring. You need a twist, a kicker, something to really grab the audience. Like, you are an alien, or your workplace is secretly a branch of the CIA, or you have been recruited into the Russian mafia. But you can try and see how it goes. Here, I will help you out:
Now this is a story all about how
My life got twist turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute, you better listen or die
And tell you how I became an assassin who makes people go bye bye

I'll work on it.

Monica, have a happy Hanukkah
Saw Santa Clause, he said hello to Ross
And please tell Joey Christmas will be snowwwyyyyyyyy
And Rachel and Chandler! folaiwejgoaiejaandlerrr!!!!!
Happy holidays, everybody!