Honey-Poo Becca,

Welp, it's 9:00am. I've been at work for half an hour and I am already out of things to do. I'm sure something else will come up, but so far it doesn't look to be too exciting of a day.

In regards to you ONCE AGAIN STEALING A MILESTONE POST FROM ME, hate runs cold through my veins deep into my soul towards you. I WILL HAVE 200!!!!!!!!

So you know how I spend 75% of my life daydreaming ridiculously unrealistic love stories about myself and the guy of the moment? Well I thought to myself yesterday that I should start writing them down and creat books out of the ideas so I can make money off my wasted daydreaming time. I feel like I could be the next Nicholas Sparks.

Shoot, I forget what you posted...Nope, drawing a blank. All I remember is you talking about Danny Wentzel, AGAIN! I think you have an unhealthy obsession with that boy. And I can say that because I am an expert at unhealthy obsessions with boys. Just to clairfy, I'm not implying anything about, you know, feelings or stuff like that. I just think it's funny that whenever you think of something odd and funny, your mind goes to Daniel Wentzel. I think he should go by Daniel. It makes me think of a lions den, which I feel Daniel Wentzel could totally handle.

Megan sounds so professional on the phone. I don't. I stumble over my words like a blind man with only one leg trying to do the electric slide.

My Pandora station seems to like to play the song "I'll Be" by Edwin or something. I like the song by geez Pandora! I think it's trying to tell me something. Perhaps Pandora is in love with me? Fun Fact of the Day: "I'll Be" was our prom song for my senior prom. It was SUPPOSED to be "You and Me" by Lifehoue, which I SOOOOO preferred, but the dumb people at my school counted the votes wrong. Sish. That's a word I just made up. It's used to show exasperation.

I remember something else. You asked what the answer was to my question. This troubles me Becca because it shows me that you clearly are not paying attention to what I wrote. The answer to my question is I was Smugging, a word I invented and defined at the beginning of the blog.

I have decided that my wedding will be like the one on last week's episode of Glee.

Megan and her boyfriend are always trying to set me up with people. Megan it's not so weird because I know her. Her boyfriend trying to set me up with people is a little more strange. At least Megan knows my religous values and only considers guys she knows are religious.

Have you ever noticed that a surprising number of TV shows take place in Ohio? Drew Carey Show; Hot in Cleveland; Greek; Glee, etc. I think Ohio is more awesome that people think or give it credit for. Plus, we are the birthplace of Katie Holmes. Now THAT'S something to be proud of.

Saturady is Mama G's birthday. Prepare yourself.

Adebedebede That's all folks

Rachel