Hello RACHEL.

So I didn't go to work today. After I almost died going to work on Monday and then received that email saying that I could've worked from home if I'd wanted, I decided that I would do so if it ever snowed heavily again. And since I woke up and spied some very questionable roads, I decided to stay. Riley also aided in the decision, telling me that she went to work and it was horrible. So here I am. I brought some work home yesterday just in case.

I have a cup of coffee for the first time in over a week. IT FEELS LIKE IT HAS BEEN FOREVERRRRRRRRRRR!! I decided that since I was having health issues and was trying a couple different medications to figure out what's wrong, I would go off the coffee (I typed turkey at first for some reason?) because I didn't want it to cloud my observations. But since the observation that I am peeing all the time anyway is pretty solid, I decided to let myself have a cup o joe! I'm excited. But not as excited as I should be because this bag of coffee is kind of burnt. Sad.

I am watching Friends while I eat breakfast. Right now Chandler is telling Janice that he's still in love with her so that it will scare her out of buying the house next door to his and Monica's. He told Monica that the only way Janice would not get that house was if the other couple making an offer was the Hitlers. I learned some interesting things about Hitler yesterday. He had the following issues: irritable bowel syndrome, skin lesions, irregular heartbeat, Parkinson's disease, syphilis, and Asperger syndrome. Plus, injections and medications that he had been given to treat these things over a long period of time had meth and other toxic drugs in them. So all those things were mingling around in his body. No wonder he was INSANE!!! Oh, and the main reason he hated Jews? He got a Jewish prostitute and she's the one who gave him syphilis. He called it the Jewish disease. Interesting? Maybe not for you, but for me it was. OH and all three of his lady friends? All tried more than once to commit suicide. Two succeeded. Demonic?!?!?!?! I think so.

You texted me. Hold on.

I am excited to watch Psych during my "lunch break." Our mom... lol not our mom, the mother of my sister and myself, she lent us their Wii, and we got Netflix on it, so I have been watching Psych NONSTOP. It's been wonderful. I'm watching Season 2 right now. I don't remember a lot of these. I think maybe they were on freshmen or sophomore year, and I had stopped watching it when I went to college. So I missed all of them and haven't seen a lot of them in re-runs. It's like a whole new world.

Today I want to go to Germany. I really liked Germany. I used to have this kind of unfounded hatred of Germany because of the Nazis and WWII, and I think I just pictured it as being ugly, but then in high school we had a German exchange student (Lars) and he donated a book about Germany to the library, and I learned that very day that Germany is in fact beautiful and has an incredible culture. And I want to go back to Paris. That's probably what I regret the most... losing so much time in Paris because I LOST THE TRAIN TICKETS TO LONDON. That was really chaotic. I didn't even get to see the Louvre :(

You texted me again. Hold on again.
I really don't have to say hold on if I'm blogging. This blog is getting long anyway. Done.

Beekachu -- one of the many nicknames of my youth.