Honeybear,

What does honeybear remind me of? It's on the edge of my mind... come on Becca...... it's a musical. What musical? RENT!!! Yessssss.

You know what I think would be fun? If I came out to C-bus for Mama G's birthday. I don't think I can afford it, but that would be a blasty blast. We could party all night long. Channeling Lionel Richie. Speaking of Lionel, I watched an interview with him on CBS Sunday Morning (the world's greatest news show, excepting The Soup), and learned that he is not so big over here anymore, but he is huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge in Europe and Asia. People were crying all over the place. Nothing like some classic R&B. For those uptight Brits, it must sound like freedom.

I don't think I need to express to you how upset I am that the US lost the world cup bid for 2022. I know it's 12 years away, but now I am going to have to wait even longer than that. AND Spain/Portugal (joint effort by the Iberian Peninsula) lost it to Russia for 2018!! What is UP, world??!? Nothing against Russia though; God knows I love me some Slavic culture. But I can't afford to go to RUSSIA or QATAR. Mannnnn. We would've rocked it. Stupid soccer-ignoring culture.

Twitter is fun. I think I am going to like it. I don't care that it's trendy!!! But you will have to get on more to talk to me now.

We had a baby shower for my boss today. It was a surprise, but he totally knew. He came up to us, knowing we are the innocent and honest VISTAs, and was like, "What's uhhh... what's gonig on in the conference room?" And we were all, "NOTHING!!!!! I mean, umm, I don't...know..." Horrible. The cake I just ate was goooood though. And there was a game where they melted candy bars in diapers and you had to guess what it was, but I was so repulsed that it looked like you know what that I almost gagged. I did well, though, proving that I indeed eat too much candy.

This is a picture we used to decorate for the shower. I myself was disturbed. I will now disturb you.

Forget you,
Becca