Beccasaur,

Watch yourself as I rapid fire responses to everything you post in your most recent blog:

-working from home=good, dying=bad
-Riley lives 2.5 hours away, she's not a reliable source for indy road conditions
-You were thinking of quitting coffee cold turkey, that's why you typed turkey
-Friends is hilarious. Chandler is my favorite
-Hitler hated jews because he was kicked out of a jewish art school he wanted to go to. Also, they wouldn't let him light the menorah.
-There's nothing better in the world than Psych
-I'm mostly German so I'm for you going to Germany.
-DONE!

As I said, last night was awkward for me. I will not repeat the story, much to the dismay of our readers. But he said all that in front of other people, and I'm not smart and wittical like you so I didn't know what to say so I just laughed uncomfortably. On the plus side, that's the closest I've ever come to being asked out by a guy lol.

Today we have our end of the year staff meeting. You know what that means!?!?! FREE LUNCH AND AN HOUR OF OVERTIME!!!!!!!!! Today for lunch we will be having chinese food, which I ordered yesterday over the phone. I was quite proud of myself. Slash incredibly nervous because I'm me.

Alissa is coming with me to the gym tomorrow which excites me because now she can see the tree I helped decorate!

I play with my hair too much. I always tell myself I'll stop, but alas the urge to lovingly stroke my velvet soft, satin shiny hair is to much for me to resist.

I think I'm starting to get a little muscle in my arms. This excites me because I want to look more toned in my arms so that people will find me more intimidating. I'm also going to start requiring you to go to the gym at LEAST 3 times a week and work on becoming more muscular. I need my goons to look super intimidating by having visible muscles.

K Joe Timm asked if he could borrow my goons because he told someone he had goons then realized he didn't. I don't think he's man enough to be worthy of borrowing my goons.

I WILL NOT PLAY WITH MY HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm out.

Bye,
Rach (a nickname from my childhood)