Rachel, I am NOT on my game this morning! I have forgotten, dropped, and spilled innumerable things since I woke up this morning. Someone slept over last night (my lover) (that was a funny lie because I’m funny) and I was trying really hard not to wake her, so I think I used up all of my powers of care and control before I left the apartment. Because then I was a couple of miles away before I realized I forgot my purse and had to go back to get it, and then I was even further away when I realized I didn’t put my phone in my purse, so I am phoneless. And after that all heck broke loose. My stained clothes and slightly wrinkled papers are a testament to this. Speaking of clothes, I like to say it like the “th” is actually in there. I am going to tweet that. Right now. Ok anyway, to be fair, I did have some good things happen this morning. I was able to bestow an act of kindness upon someone, I got a free coffee because of the Starbucks card my boss gave me, and I prayed over my broken computer and God fixed it. So all in all, I’m not really upset about anything.

I found a seminary I really, really like. Well, at least it is the first one that has truly impressed me. It’s in Philadelphia. I like Philadelphia. More importantly, I like cheesesteaks. But I have no clue where I am going next year, so this is really just idle chit chat.

I will have to make you a new computer background for your birthday. Be thinking of what you want on it.

I am going home on Wednesday. I am excited. I LOVE watching people open presents. I also love to receive presents, but not nearly as much as I love to give them. I am the poorest I have ever been, and yet I think I bought more presents this year than ever before. It’s an interesting paradox.

Met a little girl at the pharmacy. She was like one. We talked a bit (I talked, she made noises) and after a brief period of her trying to get me to suck on her pacifier, we became friends. And then when she left she gave me a big hug and a kiss on the cheek. I danced out of that pharmacy.

My gmail has a new theme. Ninjas. It's teal and red with little ninjas jumping around (and one having tea with a lady friend), and you mark important emails not with stars, but with little throwing stars. It pleases me greatly.

I am going to make you a list of my favorites so that you can buy me MORE THINGS:

Color – Red, though it often evolves
Movie – Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Book – Pride and Prejudice
TV show – Friends
Animal – Turtle
Country – Spain
City – NYCCCCCCCCC and London
Place – Disney World DUH
Food – Chili
Holiday – Christmas
Actor – I forget. I need to text Austin because I just had this conversation with him BUT I DON’T HAVE MY PHONE!!! It was a tie between Jason Bateman and…. and….Matt Damon!! And Colin Firth.
Actress – Meryl Streep, no contest
Book of Bible – Isaiah, Hebrews, Micah
Person – Not you

Hopefully that’s enough to at least get you started.

I am going to not work now. Enjoy your day. Or not, your call.
Becca

P.S. Almost all my paragraphs start with I. I am so self-centered.
Post post script, I am going to change the time stamp on this blog. It has bugged me long enough!